Claire!!!!!!!

One of my biggest pet-peeves is when everyone is pointing at me and laughing

@drpotato59 this post was auto-generated by this website so I guess it’s ok for us to call it twitter still!

@awkwardfoxes Don’t you mean X???

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lol

@creeptwin it doesn’t really count because I didn’t really post until 2017! and thank god for that because I was a mess lol

I’m doing all my silly little posts over on bluesky at the moment so follow me there if you haven’t already 🫶 bsky.app/profile/awkwar…

@moon____rabbit they learned in middle school that being mean to people gets you attention from other mean people and never realized that you can actually make friends while still being a decent person. a sad, juvenile, miserable way to live.

one of the reasons I stopped using twitter is because of guys like this, because people I trusted treated people like him as if they were clever and fun, when it’s been obvious the entire time that he was as rotten inside as his posts always were

@Nerdlotto as a challenge

@awkwardfoxes Why would I take off my glasses to pee

@creeptwin it’s extra special when they’re famous

@creeptwin I need to share this message with the whole world

@sport_biscuit it would be my first tattoo!! I would cry! 💖 I’m thinking maybe something with a little candle 🕯️ or umbrellas… lots of options

@sport_biscuit it’s the only kind of tattoo I’ve thought about

took a little twitter break to get my head on straight but I think I’m ready to dive back in! hope you’re all doing well and having fun 😊 now, it’s time to post 😈

God, Please help rescue these little millionaires floating in this refrigerator. Amen.

@fath0bbit @creeptwin @AssBoss80085 @sarahekite @4daybeetcube @PeppaBridgers I sent her to you months ago lmao so I’m glad you like her! it’s such a pretty magical album

@creeptwin @AssBoss80085 @sarahekite @fath0bbit @4daybeetcube @PeppaBridgers I realize I’m a couple days late to this but one of my comfort albums is “Windswept Adan” by Ichiko Aoba! it’s a gorgeous chamber folk album which feels just like the album cover (like you’re swimming through a crystal clear river to a green grassy hill with butterflies etc etc)

just in case that link stops working or something

follow me on bluesky if you want to! I will be posting various thoughts and feelings over there, along with a few laughs perhaps 😅 bsky.app/profile/awkwar…