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new morning routine

Having an out of body experience at the john mulaney show

Some days I Am not Real and Then other days i Am Real as #Fuuuuckkkk

@therealcigarete Holyyyy

Perpetuate your own aura

@gronchboygronch Fr like no thats my friend!!!

Me when they’re mean to Fry on Futurama

@gronchboygronch LITERALLY

🚨 Worst character of all time 🚨

@SofiaUnter61536 Same

My life feels like a humiliation ritual

You make me feel like i act like daffy duck

@gronchboygronch Open late in this post-covid nightmare is a big win lowkey… maybe youre swaying me. Even tho im vegetarian.

@awshiznit After much consideration, I will say that I think it’s okay. I like roast beef. I like that it’s usually open late. Perhaps I feel sympathetic because I view them as underdogs in the cruel world of the fast food.

@gronchboygronch Ok but you never said your thoughts on arbys? What r they

@gronchboygronch @therealcigarete @SofiaUnter61536 Many flaps and layers of beef and various meats…. Not into that particularly

Thoughts? @awshiznit @therealcigarete @SofiaUnter61536

@SofiaUnter61536 Life is like roblox

Life is like VR headset

Lets bring back being quickwitted

@SofiaUnter61536 Youre spreading whimsy

I said awesome sauce to an old man customer today… he laughed and repeated “awesome sauce”. What is wrong with me

@SofiaUnter61536 Unfortunately😒 NOT!

@awshiznit they better be giving you time and a half for this nonsense 🤦‍♀️

Tornado warning at the dollar store got me feeling like im in Dog Day Afternoon rn

Call me your fine shyt and I’ll call you mine

@SofiaUnter61536 YES!!! Embrace urculture

I’m already a liberal barista… does this mean I should dye my hair blue?

*To the tune of my favorite things by Julie Andrew’s* SpongeBob and Patrick and Squidward and Sandy Jelly fish, bubbles, and krusty krab patties Big yellow pineapple and Gary the snail These are all of my favorite things!

@gronchboygronch Aw hell nah boy! (Gif unrelated)

I accidentally made a Snapchat group with all of my streaks including my mom. (Video unrelated.)

Wow twitters poppin off tonight! #toolit