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This is Betty and Rhett. Rhett just wanted ONE toy to play with, but Betty got to them first. She always does this. 14/10 for Rhett, 13/10 for Betty

This is Mya. She’s been learning to sing the Star Wars theme song. Finally got it at the end there. 14/10

Landing on Mars is a rush of tension, drama, and noise. Then, when the dust clears: tranquility and grandeur. #CountdownToMars Explore in 3D in the YouTube app: youtu.be/wE-aQO9XD1g More images: go.nasa.gov/perseverance-r…

Curiosity Rover Frantically Driving Around Mars To Make It Look Like It’s Been Busy Before New Spacecraft Arrives bit.ly/3k043ep

Grounded Plane Makes Snow Angel On Tarmac bit.ly/2NEF700

If I ever commit a major crime, I really hope the jury is made up of the people who helped me do it.

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Smartfood® White Cheddar Popcorn

‘Home Gym Equipment Is Still Sold Out Everywhere,’ Man Hopes bit.ly/2MoRCfx

U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills bit.ly/3qp11SV

‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries bit.ly/39xd6ib

Nervous Browns Fan Still Worried Team Going To Blow 48-37 Lead Over Steelers From Days Ago bit.ly/3sqazz0

D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker bit.ly/3pWLj1e

“Wocka Wocka, Old Sport.”

Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor bit.ly/2L3jJjA

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start bit.ly/34Z31ZJ

New Obesity Drug Delicious bit.ly/3kIlkaB

@sclary310 @arcadefire Because we are oldddd 😭😭😭 Ugh take me back!!! We can listen to them and LMFAO with the windows rolled all the way down because your air conditioning is broken. Ah, youth. *reminisces*

@arcadefire @axemaster2 HOW HAS IT BEEN 10 YEARS

How we used to wait for letters to arrive 📪

Hazardous Waste Facility Stuffs Batteries In Drawer Until They Figure Out What To Do With Them bit.ly/32SWChK

Mom Completely Understands That Coming To Thanksgiving Is Risky And That You Don’t Love Her Anymore bit.ly/3fa5Nix