Alexandra Turner

that ‘50% off the next few months’ discount you get when attempting to cancel a subscription gets me every time

Jackie Chan was still learning English words during the filming of Rush Hour

i’m definitely drawn to people with ADHD; most of best people i’ve ever met all have it ❤️

why have i only just discovered @ownglowmusic !!! hooked

doesn’t matter where i am in the world, i’ll always crave a roast on a sunday

10 hard truths from movies: 1.

aaaall the good feels after watching good luck to you, leo grande… looooove emma thompson ❤️

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do i miss england? no do i miss my loved ones? yes should my loved ones leave the uk and move to aus where it’s warm, laid back and affordable? absolutely

how is 1 in every 10th person rockin a mullet these days

british summers got me desensitised to what a real summer’s like… i did NOT come to aus with the right clothes 🥵

wait what

if u’re donnin a riot shield on cod u’re a batty boi

A young Michael Jackson meets Muhammad Ali, 1977

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little simz is the actual GOAT 🐐 what a beautifully put together album to drop on a monday of all days

i have the bestest mates ❤️

how does anyone place bets on the world cup, its actually ridic 😂😂

@YeahThatsEddie ith all mad

my pup’s paws smell like popcorn 🍿