Ayah

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply

Job applications really be like: “Upload your resume… now type your resume… now explain your resume.”

sometimes an anime randomly shows a character with their shirt off and 90% of the time i disagree with what im seeing

Once i figure out how to form a coherent sentence you guys are fucked

back in my day webtoon used to be completely free.

Eu voltando a dormir porque ainda faltam 52 segundos para o meu alarme tocar

i've tasted many years and I highly recommend 2015-2019

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated 15 untold rules

I'm a Trust Fund baby. My parents trusted me to go fund myself

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

Wdym I can’t do dynos after 3 bouldering sessions

Starting any sport and immediately I’m pissed off

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

An underrated quality I desire in my salad is for it to be extremely forkable. Takes a fork like no problem

la période de partiels

I hate when small business owners don’t accept cash, like what do you mean you don’t want to evade taxes?? What are you, stupid?

mondays arent so bad when u cant tell the days apart anymore

@parkhanyul1 Literally why

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