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An intelligent man never lets urgency from others override the patience his strategy requires.

You’re not Yoruba. You’re not Igbo. You’re not Hausa. YOU ARE NIGERIAN!!!!

@Haykaysworld @olamide_adee Global nioo🤭 Done boss.

@ayanfe_0luwa @olamide_adee Top tier language. Fb Chief🫡

You’re very useless . I haven’t heard you say a damn thing about what’s going on on the tl Talking about wizkid and burna boy . Okola olopolo lilo

It's now more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

Look at the prices of flights across Europe .. my question is why is Lagos to Abuja more expensive than Manchester to Portugal???? 😭

@Haykaysworld @olamide_adee See ehn, I laughed out loud 😂😂😂

@olamide_adee Yoruba too sweet. Okola olopolo lilo 💔😂

Post NYSC, when I was struggling in the dirt of dirts. 20K teaching job with 3 tutorial hustles. I would come back every evening, wear my nicest shirt and walk into a car shop - pockets empty. "I like the rims on this one, do you have the color in black?" "Hmmm. The price isn't bad. Can I see the BMW equivalent?" I'd do this from car shop to car shop. Not because I wanted to waste their time, swimming in delusion or had nothing better to do with my time but I understood the power of visualization. Sportsmen use it all the time. You see bah, you stay long in a particular situation - your system starts to normalize it. You start to figure out how to "manage". " 20K salary abi. Well, if I see like 50K own. I'll just try and walk 2km instead of entering bus" This is worse than comfort zone because there's no iota of comfort and you're slowly conditioning yourself to optimize it as your new normal. You need to find ways to put fire in your bosom. To make your dreams nightmares, and your living daylight daydreams. Visualization helps you to see what is possible. It doesn't have to be with cars, but it has to be with variables incredibly beyond your reach at the moment. You'll never be big. You'll never grow. You'll never breakforth - if your mind hasn't first conceived the possibility of that future. Don't let your mind condition what's supposed to be a bus stop for you, become a final destination.

@wizkidayo Gosh 🤣

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

MR WORLDWIDE 🌎

a mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page

“If you think carrying boys to gang up against another person is a way to show you are tough, then you are a fool” —Seun kuti to Burna boy

I was invited by Sporty TV to tour the Sporty Group Head office in Madrid 🤭❤️

@cagiago_ Whoooo, amongst them 😂😂 Joker !!!

All of them were flops in the premier league by the way, this just exposes how poor the quality is in Bundesliga

@olamide_adee Fool What's the hate Sane country kor

In a sane country you should be in mental hospital.

If we’re talking about trophies it’s Michael Olise but if we’re talking about playmaking, dribbling, passing, chance creation, goals, assists, it’s still Olise

@GaniyuRuquayah Nigeria is hell, wtf🥲

Nigeria just happened to my friend over the weekend 😭😭🥺 So he went to akute for the Easter holiday and on his way back on Sunday at night around Ojodu , slightly after Opic He was in a car with his friend, the other guy that was driving noticed a car following them and later see that it was a police (those one with black vest) car. They cornered them were questioned and they answered as they don’t have anything to hide, they asked to see their car, they checked and saw alcohols and they said it was from the party they are coming from. The police countered them that they were yahoo boy and they answered he is not, my friend is a banker and the other guy is a surveyor and he show them his business cards and my friend is not with his 🆔 but he showed them his picture at work. They were still insisting they are frauds , demanding to check their phone , they checked and held on to the phone that they have their evidence in them and will take them to the station. The police man face the my friend saying why did he have picture of machine with numbers on his phone if he is not an hacker, he answered that he is a cash officer and those are his ATM machines , then the police said he kept the picture so he can fraud the bank . They start threatening them that they would shoot them and nobody will know, that they should better cooperate with them and that was around 11pm , they were later asked to open their bank app. Lo and behold, they transferred all of the money in their account my friend 1.1 million , his friend 2.3 million !! And they left them there 😫

@AshE_Nuel Big thieves 😩

House agent said "the whole house package is 800k", Landlord jam door and entered the room, said "my house is 200k and i don't do package, foolish agent" Laugh want to wound me🤣🤣

As a Wife, If a man flirts with you knowing you have a Husband, that is not a compliment. He is not seeing a great woman. He is seeing weak boundaries. He is not thinking, "She is special." He is thinking, "She can be taken." And the moment you entertain that attention, you are proving how easy it is to disrespect your Marriage. A man who openly crosses that line does not respect your Husband, But worse than that he does not respect you either.👂🏿🤌🏿

Guysssssss, I have good news, so wifey and I became business partners , we are launching our Nigerian restaurant & standard beer parlour in Barnsley, suya sport and football screen dey too. It’s Official! LUMI Restaurant & Gardens Launch 🥂 Dear loved ones, The wait is over! Please join me and my baby as we open the doors to LUMI Restaurant & Gardens on Saturday, April 25th, 2026. It’s beyond the taste it’s an Experience. Please mark your calendars and help us start this journey with a bang! Address : 32, Hornby street, S70 4DA Barnsley Time 1pm I will love you all to come support us please 🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌

SO SAD: 29-year-old Denisha Delancy went on vacation to Sint Maarten with her sister and devastatingly returned home in a casket. 💔🕊️