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high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later they’re asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause they’ve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass

two fragments of non-homologous chromosomes after going through translocation

Niggas really be living in Tennessee

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling like this? me: turn it into this joke on twitter? therapist: lmfaoo NO but uhhh... me: ...👀 therapist: ...i’m Young SaviorComplex 😤 haha

your rapper name is “young” + whatever unhealthy behavior you manifested in adulthood as a result of your upbringing

@ariellembu_ Young Avoidsconflict 😈

@ayeedriel_ what’s yours

*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality

in my head, Trump simply does this every time he wants to DM someone and has no idea it’s a function within the app. it takes up the majority of his work day

“TRINA” 💅🏾 smarturl.it/TrinaSmino

Review: In its final season, “BoJack Horseman” proves why it's the most important animated show since “The Simpsons” ti.me/2p0sJva

if u wanna correct me, do it respectfully and in private! but to just go off on me in the middle of a shared google doc for all my peers to see?? must be outta your gotdamn mind

All the way to the #Bank 🏦🏦🏦🏦 tag @DaBabyDaBaby we need him on this remix GO GO GO!!

@NthnEvenMatters glad to finally see some appreciation for bojack horseman on my tl

last night at 2:00 am in a McDonald’s I watched this dude enjoy his food quietly while his girl said “I love you so much. Do you love me? I don’t even care, this is all I need” the perfect relationship and exactly what i want for myself

@stephbin might hafta make this one a limited edition tweet😔

@ayeedriel_ perhaps this one should’ve stayed in the drafts

uhh invest in the “stocks”...? yeah no, more like invest in some sauce bro.

daily affirmations: this is your SPACE this is your AREA she can’t do that to YOU

employee: sorry but i don’t give a rat’s ass shopper: what did u just say to me?? employee: for the last time, PetsMart only offers the entire rat. u cannot purchase just ass here.

very niche tweet but I stand by it

why is the clinical term for morning depression “diurnal mood variation” instead of “circadian rhythm & blues”?