First of all

“Where did all your money go?” First of all, I eat a lot

My parents: I don’t like your attitude first of all, I got it from you

"I like you" First of all, lol this ain't what you want.

"You're 18?? You look 12" FIRST OF ALL when I'm 40 looking like I'm 25 & you're 40 looking like ur 60 don't EVEN come crying to me

Fucking with nobody in 2018 cause everyone getting left behind. 💯

“Drinking isn’t attractive” First of all, I’m not attractive anyway

“Why do you drink so much?” First of all, my liver can handle what my heart can’t

Don't stay up late you gotta get up early tomorrow First of all its 3am..

"I'll make you fall in love with me" First of all, I can't even fall asleep

“Drinking isn’t cute” First of all, i ain’t tryna look cute i’m tryna get drunk

“You miss me?” First of all, who is this?

“Why don’t you hit me up anymore” First of all, you fake as fuck

"Why are you always congested" First of all I'm

"you treated me like shit" First of all, I treated you like what you are

“my ass getting fatter” first of all, so is the rest of you

"you never want to do anything" first of all...i'm fucking broke.

Professor: "This is an easy test." First of all, you have a PhD in this subject

“Um your card declined” First of all... lower your voice

"You eat chick fil a too much" First of all, this is the Lords food

“Do not try this at home” First of all, this is my house.