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shit hurt so bad i started RUNNING ugh

just sent my coworker the chug jug song…

nothing motivates you to clean your entire apartment like having someone over 😭

@455YL4 literally so HOT

Got told I settled an impossible case today And got offered a job by 2 people So that’s interesting

happy happy happyyyy

@455YL4 yeah i’m changing ur text tone to bypass dnd this can never happen again

@ayoeclipse Tsk tsk tsk. Said the person who left me on delivered yesterday. 💜

I’ve lowkey stopped offering to hang out with people where it just feels like it’s never gonna happen. But I miss feeling like I actually had friends to game with. But at least I craft a lot now. Makes for easy gift giving to family this year.

@455YL4 can i join u

I just slept on my floor for an hour and a half because my stomach hurt and the feeling of the floor was comforting. Like what??

@455YL4 PLEASE ANNOY ME IM BEGGING i have the brain of a walnut and the attention span of a pistachio

The autistic experience is having to actively and repeatedly train yourself not to double text people because you don’t want to annoy someone you want to talk to

Ngl, adult friendships require grace. People are very busy. People are healing. People are growing. People are taking time for self care just like you. Less communication isn't less love. Check in not out.

@455YL4 kicking my feet n shitttttt

@ayoeclipse You’re always welcomed wherever I am

Comp alone is miserable So I’ve been no lifting tdms which are boring And I try to play swifties… but you just get freaks or still some of the most boring games in the world 🫩

It sounds funny until you realize that is a whole life philosophy in one sentence. You sit there with your giant emotional Stanley cup, refilling it all day, proud of yourself. You drink your 2 liters, 3 liters, you count your bottles like a good kid ticking boxes. On paper, you are doing everything right. And still your tongue feels like paper, your skin looks tired, your head hurts behind the eyes at 16:40, and you are one minor inconvenience away from wanting to lie face down on the floor. You keep thinking the answer is more of the same water. Nobody tells you that sometimes you are not lacking volume. You are lacking minerals. You are lacking anything with weight. Electrolytes sound like a gym word, but really they are just proof that the body does not run on purity. It runs on salt and mess and tiny charged things that hold the water in place. Think about how different it feels when you drink a glass of cold orange juice at 09:12 after a bad night of sleep compared to your fourth bottle of plain water at your desk. One hits like “oh, I exist again.” The other just runs straight through you, and twenty minutes later you are in the bathroom wondering why your organs still feel like dry towels. A lot of people live like that. Drowning in content, in advice, in “healthy habits,” and still emotionally dehydrated. They scroll for three hours consuming wellness tips in bed, wake up at 7, drink water, do their 10 minutes of journaling, take 8000 steps before dinner, and still feel this static emptiness in their chest. They think, weird, maybe I need another habit tracker. No one explained that habits are just water. Minerals are something else. Minerals are the things that actually carry charge through your life. The phone call where you finally say what hurt you instead of being “chill” again. The ugly 23:37 breakdown in the shower where you admit you are not “fine, just tired,” you are lonely and scared you wasted three years on the wrong thing. The bowl of pasta you let yourself eat slowly without scrolling while your brain keeps trying to sprint ahead to the next problem and you keep dragging it back to the plate. The real rest day that is not secretly a productivity cosplay. Of course plain water feels safer. It is neutral. It does not wake anything up. Electrolytes sting a little on the way in. Salt on a cracked lip, sugar in a starved system. Orange juice tastes so sweet after dehydration it almost hurts. It reminds your body of how long you have been ignoring it. Same with life. You can drink twenty self help books and still be dehydrated if you never put in one real mineral: a boundary, a no, a goodbye, a yes that you actually want, not one that sounds impressive on Instagram. You can go to therapy and carefully avoid saying the one sentence that would actually change your blood pressure. You can talk about burnout like it is a scheduling issue instead of the fact that you do not believe you are allowed to be a human being who stops. Everyone loves the aesthetic of “clean water.” No one posts “I added salt because my nervous system is fried from 10 years of people pleasing and pretending I’m chill with everything.” But that is what actually fixes things. Sometimes the reason you feel so tired is not that you are underperforming. It is that everything you pour into yourself is frictionless. It does not cling to you. It does not bind. It slides right through and leaves you pee-clear and soul-empty. The body tries to tell you. The headache at 17:23 that hits in the supermarket lighting. The way your vision gets grainy when you stand up too fast. The random heart flutters when you lie down, like your chest forgot its script. You drink more water, thinking you are being good, when what you need is to eat actual food, sprinkle some salt, sit down for fifteen minutes without being “useful.”

also no hate to this guy i like the message idk who he is just pointing out the sheer volume of insta captions and AI spam on social media

it’s funny just scrolling instagram or twitter how much of the content is just AI generated and once u notice it u can’t stop noticing it lol

@455YL4 @atmqs can i come over

@atmqs Blackend salmon oil and vinegar and all the good toppings Get on my level

Kale Salads with grilled chicken and cesar dressing might be elite

@455YL4 how do i like tweets more than once

Sometimes I feel like the final test of whether or not hair is good on me is the natural test What do we think of the red on the waves Be honest 🧍🏻‍♀️

@455YL4 literally barking holy

@455YL4 pics asap PUHLEASE

Dying my hair today Going for red Guess my mental state 🤪

every time i want to skip the gym i scroll hype reels of jacked women with shocked men in the background. works every damn time 😤