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Last World Cup as an unmarried man.

@DylanMcbennett7 @AttackingFooty

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If you can’t be a bridge, be a lighthouse.

6. Most of your limits were installed by someone else. You’re living under rules that aren’t yours. 7. Every argument in a relationship is just two wounded kids defending old fears inside grown-up bodies.

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after a Manchester United win

People have no idea what united are about to do in the market now that Champions League football is confirmed for next season.

Champions League, na you be dis????? 😍

when i have to repeat myself and i’m not in a talking mood

All @manutd fans gather here 🤣🤣🤣 @liverpoolfc must walk alone today oh!!!! All United faithfuls say Amen!!! #ManUtdvsLiverpool

unrelated but this is literally the best way to get your nigga to do anything you want. just be soft spoken, affectionate and whine him with sweet words. that mean, entitled girl shit will never work on me

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They were disturbing the ref for listening to VAR, sprayed the ground & asked who get mind to cross it 🤣😭

@Talk2meeh I can relate

one of the worst thing that can happen to you is to have umbrellas at home while it starts raining where you are

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Addressing where we BOTH went wrong instead of blaming everything on one person >>>>

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together .. i appreciate you

My understanding is Pep Guardiola will step down at the end of the season with Enzo Maresca all but agreed to take charge next season. Let me explain. Everyone at their club knows this is the direction of travel and they have gone as far as to talk about naming a stand in his honour. The reason it has not been reported as of yet is because every single credible journalist fears Pep and his erratic nature of making a U-Turn “out of the blue” and you cant attach your lifes work and reputation to such a erratic yet genius human being without being 100000% sure and I respect that. In summary, City have prepared for life without him with everything in place hoping he says “ we cannoh replace me” The direction of travel is for him to step down and they have agreed an in-depth package with Maresca. They will deny it and I respect that but… Let the chips fall where they may.

Bro married a drama queen and got a free copy 😭🤣

DSTV go don dey cry like this

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.