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I’m gonna need baby girl to come out and humble me already with this “it was all worth it” bs, because guuuurrrrrrrrrlllllllllllll the aches in my 7.5 month preggo body say otherwise

Baby showers are WORTH IT. I love my family and friends 💖

I feel like this lil girl is plotting her escape out of my wombbbbb a little too early

6 months off the gym (thanks, pregnancy). 1 workout later: I have perished.

I really could use a blackout night right about now I need a fuckin drink

My daughter ain’t about to have a name y’all - I can’t decide for shit

Will I ever admit that I have a shopping problem? Probably not

@mckawesome The validation I needed 😭 ILYSM💖

@azelove DO IT. YOU DESERVE IT. YOURE LIVING FOR 2

Contemplating a house cleaner for the next few months because I’m too tired and can’t get my shit together for the life of me rn lmao

@arh120321 Ehehehehhehe just when I think it can’t get any crazier!!!! Thanks for enjoying this journey with me through it all 💖

@azelove Going “here” after seeing your baby announcement because duh!!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Today marks 2 years since I moved out of CA… that’s crazy. My life is completely different and I love it 💖

I sincerely apologize for all the times I called buddy ugly

Can safely confirm that this will not happen this year lmao

Another day of me wondering if it’s time for me to invest in a stand mixer

I bought a bra for the first time in almost a decade

not to be dramatic, but if they ever took ChatGPT away I would kms

dude this year is fuckin nuts

You guys. Are we heading into another pandemic??? Why is everyone collect getting sick rn??? …. 👀👀👀👀👀👀 (posting this while I’m over here recovering from pneumonia)

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

Giveon about to be my most listened artist of 2025, I’m already calling it