Adrienne Klein

One of my favorite hobbies is going through other people's baby registries and laughing at them.

5 year old: "mom, if you can wipe my butt, you can turn off the TV." Umm excuse me, sir?

So Gojira at the Paris Olympics. Why!? Don’t they know the standard formula of getting some old washed out has been to sing a washed out hit!? Well done Paris on trying something sonically & visually very different. l!👏👏 The winner was metal!

Earlier this week, Michelle and I called our friend @KamalaHarris. We told her we think she’ll make a fantastic President of the United States, and that she has our full support. At this critical moment for our country, we’re going to do everything we can to make sure she wins in November. We hope you’ll join us.

My 3 year old is not excited for vacation because our tent is not purple. We aren't staying in a tent though?

*buying wine at the checkout* Clerk: I just need to ask if you are under the age of 40? Me: pshhht yeah Clerk: What's your birthday? Me: *gives birthday* Clerk: Well you're gettin close Me: ........ Clerk: .......

@DavidZimmer16 There are so many that it would take more than two years to visit every fish fry in Jefferson co. The paper prints a county list each year

What comes to mind when you hear the phrase "sober curious"? I'm writing an article on beverage trends and this phrase keeps popping up and I hate it

@DavidZimmer16 word

Me: Did you hear that the one Jonas brother and the Game of Thrones lady are getting divorced? Josh: Which Jonas brother and which Game of Thrones lady?

Update: as of 7/13/23 Leopold has discovered that Minions also have butts. Will update as list grows.

3 year old: "Monkeys don't plop because monkeys don't have butts. Only moms, dads, babies, and Leopolds have butts."

When our 2 year old starts acting like a drunk girl at bar close, we call her tiffani. (and yes, that's tiffani with an "i")

@GovEvers At first I thought this was an Onion headline...had to reread it!

4 year old crying: Mom you need to call the police! Me: Why? 4 year old: Dad is being naughty. He made me take a bath...

@midwestern_ope @DavidZimmer16

Midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat

Me: I was Googling today... Josh: What? Me: Golden retriev.... Josh: No!

@Theholisticpsyc that it's OK to set boundaries

What's something you wish you knew at 20?

Josh: Leopold, what do you want for dinner? Leo: Just surprise me. *Josh hands him salmon and french fries* Leo: Surprise me with something else

One reason I was called to live in Idaho was to evangelize. I told everyone I met about the amazing Midwest creations of walking tacos and Snicker salad. I know I changed many lives.

@DavidZimmer16 @midwestern_ope Now we are on the third winter in case you were wondering