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@mistressdivy Well I’m already invisible, so that’s an easy choice

Would you rather read minds or turn invisible?

@mistressdivy Add extra letters when textinggggg. Thank youuuuuu

Men, name one thing women do that makes you instantly lose interest.

@mistressdivy What’s that sound like?

Inflation is so bad I just had to downgrade from house music to apartment music

@Matt_Pinner Pop tart

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@Ravenismeee Work

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@winniwbinnie It would explain why women also don’t answer me here as well

twitter is a dating app

@mistressdivy 7 months and I’m miserable

How long have you been single and do you enjoy it or hate it?

@Eman5695 Lola

What is your black cat's name?

@JayBrucee Starting an intervention

5 mins in a room with me wyd?

@PattyCakes_713 Yes!!!!

Opening day at Chase field 🥳 who’s going?

@yourunicorn42 That’s me. You never pick up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No one is interested in me. 😭 Just the "potential spam" person that keeps calling. 😭💔🤪

@annnngggeel I’m single and looking for you

im single and not looking but if you looking for me lmk

@Jexxie No and no

I want to know what you look like and I want to know your real name.

@hellen5113 Damn. I love your nipples

How’s my POV?

@meganhaileyyyy Until I finish

How long should sex last…

@Suzukaq1e0 You’re cute

@jessica_lovee95 Both

I sometimes wonder if men who stay single for years still feel happy inside, or if they secretly miss romantic moments but just choose peace over complications.

@AnnaKKraken Well I’m in the same tax bracket… so getting married wouldn’t lower the tax rate. Have you considered putting more money into your 401k? I max mine out annually.

Well this really sucks I’m hitting the 24% tax bracket. Total scam for singles. I need to get married for better tax rates.

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.