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Locs 2023 2026

First look at Argall the Great

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

“This boy’s name is Ugochukwu. He’s just 13 years old. He walked into our new office today to brand his apron. When he came in, he greeted everybody and asked if we brand cloths. I nodded in agreement, looking at him. Then he brought out apron. “ Brother, I want to write ‘Business Boy’ on this apron”, he said, looking at me. “ Who is the business boy?” I asked. “Is me! I hawk pap in the street. People know me as business boy. I want to write it on my apron. How much ? “ I was very happy seeing someone at his age creating such unique way of marketing himself. I asked him to take a sit and engaged him in a cool business talk. He revealed that he loves business, he enjoys selling goods and making money. He wants to be a businessman in future. I gave him the advice I could at the moment . I really love that boy❤️ We kept talking until my worker was done with his apron branding . He was so happy when I gave it to him. “Brother how much, ego ole?” “ Don’t worry, Ugo. Don’t pay! It is our little way of showing support to your business and what you said you’ll be in future. We’re proud of you. Jisie Ike!” I said to him. Ugo was very happy and fulfilled. “ I wanted to do this 2 years ago, but my mother said the amount for cloth branding is too expensive, so I stopped, but still had it in mind. Just today today I broke my saving-box and decided to come.” “We’re happy to do it for you without you paying. We like what you’re doing.” I saw how happy he was while leaving the office, and I was happy too for encouraging him to be better. May he prosper in all he does 🙏 ©U.E