B34RD

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Man ain’t no way I started my workday reading chuck norris died

@flufftopher Hell yeah dude!

I walked to my front porch with my walker im very proud of myself

75° in Sonoma county. Takanaka time

Previous gamer hits live on kick twitch and YouTube. Come see me

Motorboating my lunch sandwich like if you relate

Update: it turns out the show can still in fact. Also, why the FUCK isn’t there a buffalo chicken breakfast cereal

Can the snow just not today?

@flufftopher Fuck yeah fluff.

Me and my dad showing off how human we are

33 and pretty heavy because I've built bad habits, I still got more shit to tackle but... I'm not getting any younger, and I'm building the motivation to get back into it. Anywho here's my accountability post. A THONG BIKINI HATE TO SEE ME COMING.

Status update: I've been watching food intake for a little over a month and change. Down 13.5 pounds Here's what I've learned. - not drinking every day helps you lean out. - kettlebell are rad - listened to a friend, started intermittent fasting, my body is still learning

@flufftopher FUCK YEAH

I GET MY LEG TOMORROW

SORRY

the snoofing

Found my wallet. Life's good

@flufftopher Zero burden, all love. Have faith homie.

Man I hope the 24th goes well and I get to go home walking again. The last few days I've been in so much pain and had a stomach bug I haven't been able to leave my bed much at all. I feel like im just an existing burden most of the time and it's hard to find any motivation.

Update: Coworker said I stank pretty. Monumental win

Brb, thrillifying the office.

@ivyburrito I don't have none of those no mo

@b34rd1 Ngl, my tired ass thought that was a box vape at fist glance and I wanted to question what the fuck you were doing. Disregard. 🤪