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i have used dark mode so often that a white screen physically repulses me.

"you're so hard to please" I'm literally impressed by the way the sun shines through trees

"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.

no offense but if i have to join a run club to find my soulmate i’m going to kill myself

I fucking hate Instagram

we desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

they don't even make boyfriends anymore

"Can you explain this gap in your employment history" No 👍

where is everyone getting their boyfriends from

the auditory sensitivity I’m having right now is insane like why does this happen

what age do we start meeting up for bingo cause im ready now

the @Chobani raspberry rose creamer is the best thing that has come into my life this year hands down 🤩😍

Men be like “I would do anything for u” then do nothing

eyesight so bad i almost saw something in u

ruined a perfectly good morning by thinking about my future

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

everyone loves passionate people until they realize they express all of their emotions passionately and not just love lol.

Yall don’t make having kids appealing AT ALL.

soon as i grow up apartments $2000 but when i was 14 they was $300 😩😭

thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.