Blake

on god?

if you have a house listed for sale/rent and you say it’s a 3 bathroom when it’s actually 2.5 i am going to throw rocks at you

the lion does not concern himself with the nutrition facts on a box of Girl Scout cookies

yeah man, got it in one

Bridgerton, Shondaland, and Netflix: I love my children equally ❤️ Meanwhile, Bridgerton, Shondaland, and Netflix:

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

@irohthecat youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

when you wake up and realize there's been a shrimp in your bed all night

Conservatives 2010: you liberal snowflakes need a “safe space” for everything you can’t handle reality Conservatives now: the halftime show is in Spanish so I need my own special version with kid rock

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

istvan trying so hard for that tboy swag

why do i have the exact same build as istvan toth. what is going on

"If they come for us in the morning, they will come for you in the night" Sticker spotted in Seattle

me when you ask me if I've finally finished the main quest or if I'm still just picking herbs in a field

And THAT, is how you correctly “do your own research”‼️

Men on here are like well if you didn’t want us to undress you with AI and tear you apart and fold you in any position we please then you shouldn’t have been born with a body you dumb slut

My new years wish for all of us is for all of our cats to ONLY pee INSIDE the litterbox in 2026. No peeing anywhere except the litterbox for 365 days. No more rogue pissing!!! For everyone!!!

Zohran Mamdani has been sworn in as Mayor of New York City.

Some interesting facts about Lake Michigan: - It’s the only Great Lake entirely in the United States - It’s bordered by 4 U.S. states and zero Canadian provinces - It’s the only Great Lake where a baby’s body was dumped by a President of the United States.

@discoapologist literally at the beginning of every combat I panic and start getting into the console commands lmao, the immortal buff and no lock picking cheat are the only reasons I haven’t rage quit

NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME ! #realgamer