Bridget Johnson

I have lots more thoughts but mostly: - Cherish the moments on field with your team. - Check in on your injured teammates. - Time and energy are currency; spend yours wisely

@CLTstorm Yes andddd?!

Playing conspiracy in third place quarters

There she is miss America

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

"is it true that you said 'FUCK IT WE BALL' on the pull request you merged on Friday at 5pm, which caused the incident?"

WHO GOT US TO THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH?

- Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female -Caster Semennya was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female -Imane Khalifa was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female Take what you want from this.

I know an airplane ginger ale hate to see me coming

07222024

Need my coworkers to mind their own business when they see large chunks of my schedule blocked off that coincidentally are the same time as Olympics soccer

White friends, especially white women who did not have an undergraduate sorority experience: In the coming months you’ll likely see a great deal of content about VP Harris’ sorority affiliation and the support from its members. We 🩷 it. Some info & tips for us: 🧵

07152024

My retweet as a subtweet frequency about to go waaaaaayy up now that no one can see my likes* *no one was looking anyway but a girl can dream

The most romantic emoji is the salute if you’re using it right

Congratulations, Tar Heels! 🐏

A run FOUR the ages. 🏆🏆🏆🏆 @UNC_Pleiades become the first ever program to win four straight titles in USA Ultimate College history, defeating Stanford 15-10 in the final! #USAUCollegeChamps | #USAUltimate