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@LidlGB who do I contact when your customer service have still not given me an update after two weeks

@Schafernaker The clue is in the name - avoid Windmill Rd. when using an umbrella.

🤬🤬 and it withstood three years of winds…but not the 5min trip to the local store. #grrr Who’s had the same? What a day!

📆👨‍💼👩🏽‍💼📈 Should we axe meetings? This sounds extreme, but some companies are experimenting with the idea. With huge success,,, This week’s column for @thetimes thetimes.co.uk/article/8b8b02…

Snowy at the Toffee Works but we’re still churning out the Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls to keep you all aglow! #Wigan

Now off work for 11 days, all tasks sorted and inbox at zero, and #relax… @thinkproductive Now taking bets on how many emails on my return.

Get your car washed this weekend for charity! 🚗 Dignity Funeral Directors are holding a car wash on Saturday 23rd September at 10am until 2pm at Middleton & Wood. For only £4 per car, make sure you stop by and show your support. Every donation counts.

Live scenes of me, a paediatrician, when I get to question 10 of the mandatory Dementia training assessment, I've already got two wrong, I need 80% to pass and if I don't I've gotta click through the entire training again

We’d love to hear from you! It is important that we provide the best services and care possible, we do this by constantly improving ourselves using feedback from patients, their loved ones and others who have experience with our services. buff.ly/2ZBcwMt

@pepemac27 Never mind the Tab, all the crockery is loaded wrong, who loaded it? PS good luck with the Divorce

URGENT request for recommendations for marriage counsellors/mediation specialists. I have just discovered that instead of putting the dishwasher tab in the little compartment (image), my wife just throws them into the machine (video). This is chaos, right? Please confirm.

⚡ L'impressionnante arrivée de l'#orage et de son arcus ce jeudi matin en #Normandie ! 😱 Via Guy Birenbaum

@qikipedia I always thought data wasn’t a dry subject!

Taking into account the amount of water required to cool data centres and generate electricity to power them, asking between 20 and 50 questions on ChatGPT uses 500 ml of water.

This week's lottery winners are in!

@buitengebieden Some days you know what you need to do but somehow just can’t reach your potential.

You have until Sunday to see the Northern Star Garden at #RHSTattonPark 🌺 What an amazing experience it has been for everyone involved at the Hospice! Please make sure you say hello to the team when you visit, and share your photos with the hashtag #RHSTattonpark

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a Community Hospice Nurse Specialist? Our very own HNS Katie Longmate recently helped cast a light on the team by sharing her experience. buff.ly/44xSjFS

Stay safe and have fun this summer. 🌞 Our free water safety education resources have been designed so that from home you can engage children of all ages in simple but lifesaving content: rlss.org.uk/Pages/Category… #EnjoyWaterSafely

Thank you @NorthcoteUK for a long relaxing lunch.

We truly can’t do it without you 💙

@WL_Hospice gardeners appeared on bbc news, getting ready for @The_RHS Tatton park show. They look blooming good.

It’s Friday 🥳 #thecoppertap