Bryan Mathews

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English? This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him. Truly the greatest to ever do it.

The world is full of pain, but watching disabled dogs in wheelchairs discover the freedom of a garden makes it all disappear

First look at the popcorn bucket

Sir a second version of this meme has hit the timeline

Hes been grinding hard and losing for years. Now give him a big life changing win

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

I can’t stop laughing! 😂 This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. 😂 The reactions he gets are hilarious! 🤣

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me. I will RT this every year on this day.

Put it in the Louvre

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

Watching AllBirds stock be +430% after announcing a pivot from being a shoe company to a GPU as a service AI company

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

when I graduated with my stats degree I walked across the stage and shook the crusty old department chair’s hand. he pulled me in close and whispered in my ear “correlation is causation a lot of the time”

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

@Mike_kim714 Would love the opportunity!

Who actually lives within a couple hours of Ponte Vedra?

250k followers! As thanks, I’m going to giveaway tickets to the MAJOR 😂 the Players Championship! plus some signed @range_finance hats and some of my personal @Titleist gear. Must be a follower. Comment, like, retweet to enter.

We are giving away our prototype zero-torque putter. Not on the website yet - no one else has one. Here's how to win. • Retweet this tweet • Fill out the form in the next tweet 70 lie 3 loft 303 Stainless Steel Winner can choose the below: • RH or LH • Length • Black or Chrome Shaft Runs through Monday, 2/2 at 5:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected by 6:00 pm Central on 2/2.