Benson Nyankuru

@gabrieloguda As long as you live, Ruto whose ass you're licking while cheering today, is going to treat you this way

BREAKING NEWS: Siaya Governor James Orengo has been peacefully escorted out of the tent, after interrupting the burial ceremony of Seme MP Dr James Nyikal's father. The people of Seme are a peaceful people. We ask our visitors to also accord us the same respect.

@RobertAlai Work hard. Otherwise you'll spend your entire life cheering wa wenyewe

This is a good start for the young man. Great communicator. He will only need to discard Wamunyoro camp to get headway.

@KiigenKoech Dumb! Congenital stupidity to say the least

Thank you, DCI. No one is ABOVE the LAW. Rigathi GACHAGUA must be held ACCOUNTABLE for his REMARKS; Failure to which, we might as well SEND him to a BETTER PLACE.

@EricLatiff I see🤔

MYSTERY OVER “STOLEN” BODY Police on horseback have been deployed to a scene in Jerusalem where crowds have gathered since morning demanding answers after the body of a man who was buried in a tomb on Friday was allegedly stolen overnight. Locals are suspecting some followers of the man - who was a controversial preacher - to be behind the theft. It’s not clear what the thieves intend to do with the body. A senior police source has told journalists that four women are in custody to help with investigations. The women claim to be among the first people at the scene early this morning. They told police that they found the tomb stone rolled away and only a piece of cloth was found inside the empty tomb.

@Mastardcesh Did I say you never got it?

@Mastardcesh First tidy up your English. We say which journalist is not biased, not "is not bias". Secondly, when referring to more than two items, subjects we use the conjunction among not between. Once you correct this, we shall revert

WHICH CITIZEN TV JOURNALIST IS NOT BIAS AND TAKING SIDES DURING INTERVIEWS BETWEEN: 1. Jeff Koinange 2. Trevor Ombija 3. Yvonne Okwara 4. Sam Kituku

@Belive_Kinuthia Hii Tononoka ni county gani? Unfortunately very few congenital disorders can be treated. Such stupidity is not one of them

Sifuna has seen dust huko Tononoka Grounds. Ni kama huko wao sio Sifuna. But it's life.

@Broadbasedgal He did not call him. Oburu is congenitally mediocre. Sifuna only mentioned the obvious. Even if he didn't say it, nothing will change

We will never forgive Edwin Sifuna for calling our Party leader MEDIOCRE

@RobertAlai @DCI_Kenya Correct your grammar first. We don't say, "why has these people". We say, why have these people. Enda uoshe kizungu yako kwanza. It's too dirty

Why has these people who assaulted the guy not been arrested? Hello @DCI_Kenya, arrest the goon assaulting the guy

@Adele_lide Free primary education! We know you are dumb, so you really don't need to use illustrations on us

Tukiwacha kukua emotional, apart from rigging the 2007 election and constructing Thika Road yenye inaenda kwao huko Mulima, what else can Kenyans remember this president for?

@viosam18 @LinusKaikai Speak for yourself. We can see without our stomachs

@LinusKaikai I'm really glad that finally the truth is being shared. The hospital is not under takeover, and the focus is rightly on accountability, reforms, and quality healthcare for all. We should be grateful to president William Ruto for his mission to #SaveOurHospital from Cartels!

NAIROBI HOSPITAL: President Ruto comes out…

@gabrieloguda Rather, the notice you imagine we have been waiting for. I thought you should know

BREAKING NEWS: The notice you've all been waiting for is finally at a screen near you. Those asking whether they should come with umbrellas have been advised to contact their nearest Kenya Meteorological Department office. Chama Kubwa Siku Zote.

@bakhita_esther @_DCPTV Catch them if you can. You are one of the accomplices for circulating it

Whoever has created this image must be arrested @_DCPTV trace the origin of this image, the president must be respected. Kenyans joke too much but now it’s getting out of hand.

@WehliyeMohamed You wish

Ile siku Sifuna ataenda kula Ugali SH like Shikuku ndiyo mtajua nyinyi ndiyo Ugali!

@RobertAlai Boss umestruggle na masters in nothing meaningful and you are attacking learned people. Can you concentrate on your studies?

That's an ONLINE course. He just went to London to take photos near the buildings info.lse-online.getsmarter.com/presentations/…

@RobertAlai First, it's vulture NOT 'volture'. Be careful not to mix pronunciation with spelling otherwise utakuja kutuandikia 'rondivu' (I'm not sure you'll get it, but you can't lack an interpreter. Anyway, first get some basic seriousness, then maybe you can address men

James Orengo is a crisis junkie. If you get to the point where you now need to have James Orengo as a leading figure in your camp, and he pushes you to chants of anarchy and press conferences, know that you have become a failure. Orengo is also a serious political volture that feeds on the misery and remains of waliovuma siasani. Reuben Ndolo and Edwin Ng'ong'a sasa ni watu wa kuleta kwa press conference? We have seen enough conmen in ODM. These are the people we don't even care that they exist.

@RobertAlai Buana kuanga serious saa ingine! Wacha kufananisha kitu inaeza fuatwa kwa toilet. We can expect anything to be followed to the toilet but you!

When I confronted Senate PAC in 2024 over corruption excused in Nairobi City County Assembly, Onyonka personally followed me to the toilet and told me that we should go slow on Clerk Gichana, who is from the same community as him. Such a shameful being!

@citizentvkenya what sort of insult is this? Where did you pick Dr. Zani from? She is too bankrupt with substance to occupy a show like this. She can't simple accountability questions. She doesn't even know what she's overseeing!!

@BernardKavuli Ndumakuwili

What comes to your mind when you see Githunguri MP Gathoni Wamuchomba?

@RobertAlai We hope you get treatment for your delusions

He should quit ODM. He has threatened to do so severally. He wanted the CS Treasury position and believes that Mbadi didn’t deserve it. Aende huko kwa Sifuna.