WOR$T GIRL IN NZ

Did I share this one before? Honestly annoying and gorgeous. X

Was called a jaffa by people in Wellington when I'm literally a fenian ugh my branding is slipping. 😭

Just had my last haircut before moving city and I actually don't think everything is going to be okay. 😐

It feels very specific. I've had a LOT of time to think about this.

I've been called "animated" twice in the last week by two separate people/different scenarios.

No, not on my phone. On the TVs.

So glad that I was normal at the bar last night and didn't play the full 7 minute interval of the 1994 Eurovision performance of Riverdance ft Michael Flatley.

I can't find my vape.

I woke up. Hyperfixated. Tuckered myself out. Went back to sleep for 3 hours.

I need to see Riverdance live more than you know.

Need to get back to Auckland immediately to see my hairdresser.

Ian Welsh:

New Zealand is so silly because wdym I'm driving 4.5hours today to see my hobbit friend?

People who go on solo trips not scared of nothing.

@iankardash_ Yes but it's typically comedy incoming X

Me listening to voice notes from B Shez

Maybe Wellington is actually okay? Mad.

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

In physical comedy.

I deserve a comedy award.

Girl who even knows like its always somthing

Fumbling THEE Stallion is unfortunately really funny.