buster sutherland

What do you do when your little girl makes this out of plasticine and says it’s the boat from the film onward ?

The floor is lava in 5,4,3,2,1 u punks

I would literally get my old man ready and guide his shaft into my mums dry arse to end lockdown right now ! want a Starbucks then a pint in an actual pub with my mates then a curry ! Seeing my mum and dad might be a little weird after all of the above !

@itschaggs_ jank mate got to get a train from the nearest pub shithole mate the atmosphere will be better when they play behind closed doors !

@b_sutherland74 Don’t get that over there anymore 😂😭

Actually loved that team. Reo Coker, harewood, mullings, Zamora, benayoun. What a team 🙌

@FI3LDY81 Doing my nut in mate I’ve got a giant trampoline a paddling pool , Nintendo switch and the watching a load of goons playing roadblocks or sitting in a tree for 24 hrs ! Mental

Me and my mrs give my kids as much love and attention as humanly possible as well as all the material things that any kid would need but still can’t compete with a cocksucker family doing another 24 hour challenge on YouTube !!!!!!

Wishing all my Muslim friends a happy Ramadan well in Matt hancock , make the best of this terrible situation and the sacrifice made it will make the future even sweeter

its 19 minutes past kronenberg bitches

Bundesliga back next month ! Thank you Germany that’s the kind of news I need to hear !

Remember that time when we all stood outside our house and give our neighbours the clap !

Now everyone wears a mask all the time how many people have realised they have total shit breath ?

Been watching sky news the geezers been knocking his pipe out for us get your knapper down and rest #bozza

If Boris cops it cannon fodder like us dont stand a chance !

praying boris makes it through this shit !!!!

can all the twitter terrorism experts pipe down last week u were all fire safety experts ! Be nice to each other and do your 9-5's muchlove

He's a great striker but if gonorrhoea had a face it would look just like harry Kane !

was a bit fed up of all the hate on twitter today just seen 2 Australian surfer girls bums and a picture of a baby elephant which was nice

Just been watching idris elba fighter and even when he's getting beat up he looks cool , I wanna be him when I grow up #fighter

Fuck me 2016 has absolutely ripped celebrities a new arsehole this year! Fuck off 2016 your a prick mate !