hannah j

ummmm...what do we do now???

Trader Joe’s cashier asked me “Have you texted your ex today?” I pause, startled, heart stops. Then I realized she said “Have you checked your eggs today?”

@danfsteeple you win!!!!

@baHANNAHsplit__ I have 9 wedding from 8/23 to 12/28

PLEASE SLOW DOWN

Great bit here

a man accepted my LinkedIn request. chivalry is NOT dead.

i'm gonna need a man to make me a spotify playlist STAT!

@vavertheraver oh you betcha! - Signed President of the 2016-2017 Hempfield High School National Honor Society

Dwayne “The Gronk” Johnson

why did my landlord give me my lease renewal reminder in scroll form

“I’m a Boomer………and PROUD of it!”

u know a crush is brewing when u start sending him podcast recs

@bimjamboo you wanna move to Gainesville SO bad

good morning texts 🥰

referring to my parents as my friends from home

making pasta while listening to norah jones

I stole one of these bears from my kindergarten classroom and I think about it to this day

@HughJassUrMom it is Wednesday morning

antarcticle

Just went to REI and did *not* fall in love. I demand a refund!!!

thoughts? @NoahKahan