Jourdan➳

If this isn’t love, I don’t know what is❤️

I’m a firm believer in the burnt toast theory, but when I hit every red light in this damn town I want to set something on fire.

It baffles me when parents say they aren’t sure they could hurt people for their children. I would watch worlds burn for my dogs. Dead serious.

Fan art for my favorite books has me by the neck I swear.

I leave for my bachelorette party tomorrow. Where the heck has the time gone?!

I marry my bestfriend in 62 days. How fucking wild.

So I’m gonna be married in just 4 months….I’m shook😅

I can’t afford to live, much less laugh and love in this economy. It’s some bullshit.

I don’t need therapy. I need to spend hours in a Barnes and Noble and leave with an ungodly amount of books. Probably therapy too…

My dream job would be to read books then talk about them to someone who is actually interested about my thoughts about it. What a life that would be.

I know I was made to be blonde, but my ego can’t take it. I’m too powerful like this.

One thing about me, is I’m always ready to put on a Harry Potter movie marathon.

Josh told me I was being too loud because the people in COD could hear me. I proceeded to yell “he’s over here”. Enjoy the gulag.

We always look back and can’t believe we found you, alone and scared in a pound. You were fighting for your life, and somehow you gave me mine. Happy 7th Birthday to my little man from Australia. You are such a blessing❤️

@baabyjourdan Do not!!

I just got the most intense urge to get bangs….oh no.

One thing about me is I’m a whore for soup season.

I just tried to order a Rumpiez shot. Time to go home, someone come get your girl.

Whoever I was in my past life, I thank her everyday for bringing me to this one❤️

Am I the only person who refuses to read books with characters named after people I know? It ruins the book for me. How am I supposed to create these characters in my head?

How in the world do we have a birthday party for my Squink today? I still can’t believe he’s 1😭