lil shriek 🐸

forcing myself to finish this season because I’ve already come this gd far #TheBachelor

i am Sam M’s number one hater #thebachelorette

I know we wanna uplift women and everything but man fuck Sydney and Lea #TheBachelor

Joey in his little heels on #TheBachelor

how I feel after seeing Lea do a complete 180 on #TheBachelor

me, after watching the #Superstore finale @NBCSuperstore

Matt thinking holding an engagement ring is gonna suddenly give him the power to be ready for marriage LOL #TheBachelor

Matt making Michelle rAPPEL DOWN A BUILDING WHEN HE ISNT EVEN READY FOR MARRIAGE????? it’s the audacity for me #TheBachelor

me calling to see who the fuck has been vetting these bachelor/ettes on making sure they know wtf they’re signing up for #TheBachelor

when victoria finishes shedding tears saying she was going through a “tough time” after creating one of the most toxic environments ever #TheBachelor

We STAN #TheBachelor

WE KNOW ITS A VIBRATOR JUST SHOW IT U COWARDS #TheBachelor

was drinking the raw egg just a test to see if these girls could swallow? #TheBachelor

Who is Mari? Was she even on the show long enough to talk about anything? Who are you? Is this your paradise audition? #TheBachelor

hear me out - WTA.. but we only let Michelle speak #TheBachelor

Siri, play Driver’s License #TheBachelor

LOL at MJ really thinking we didn’t watch her bully tactics and gaslighting on national television and have her try to walk it back by saying she has a “strong personality” #TheBachelor

Ah yes, the #womentellall - where girls whose names I never bothered to remember audition to be on paradise #TheBachelor

chelsea... #TheBachelor

honestly if we’ve noticed anything of these group of girls is that some of them are amazing, but almost all of them are toxic af #TheBachelor