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@acatnamedteddy TurmKey best tendiCine fur blInD kitteNZ

more turkeys pleese

@birdie_the_cat Bush goblin! Hi birdie and friend! What pretty babbies!

Woke up from a nap to these two croissants JUST SNUGGLE ALREADY

@acatnamedteddy tEndY Im witH yoU, u R mor hamsom wit No eYebillz and sHuld get all Catio tiMe u wanT

im should be allowed to sleep all night in catio on the count of No eye ball's left. whose with me

@acatnamedteddy TEndy do yoU like cHiken as munCh as cHemsbrger

oh your momb did not special order you Cosco rotiserie chicken for dinner? sorey dont know what thats like

If you tried to introduce public libraries and parks today they’d say it could never be done

@ShrimpGritsCats Such sweet babbies - instant anti-depressant!

It’s time for Grits to get smooches on stream! And, like usual, Shrimp is completely passed out during the whole thing 😂

Musk, worth $470 billion, plans to become a trillionaire by replacing workers with robots. Bezos, worth $256 billion, plans to replace 600,000 jobs with robots. Zuckerberg, worth $216 billion, laid off 17,000 workers. Billionaires aren’t job creators. They’re job destroyers.

me: just trying to go to bed after another exhausting day Wonton:

I am so grateful to say that in the past couple weeks, several of our cats who were the most desperate to find homes have been adopted 🎉😭 💟 Sundae (!!!!) 💟 Stamps and Envelope 💟 Monster Biscuit 💟 Tugboat and Pontoon Happy Tails, babies 🩷

All the stories are here. miamiherald.com/news/local/art…

We have a stunning story from @thomasbirm in @thenation. It's about how one of Israel's biggest companies, with deep ties to the IDF and illegal settlements, is taking over huge swathes of American real estate—with tenants paying the price. A MUST-read! thenation.com/article/societ…

Box stability tester.

The French Revolution happened for a reason. The Russian Revolution happened for a reason. Here, below, is the reason.

Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes. Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.

Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.

The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine

Yes, a cashier at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That's what jobs are for.

@espn Why does Patrick McEnroe need to be commentating? Where is Renee Stubbs, Mary C, Petko, Irina F, etc. etc.

Naomi Osaka has a clear mind headed into the US Open quarterfinals 💪 Watch the US Open on ESPN and the ESPN App 🎾

@ESPNPlus Hi - Where is today's US Open match Townsend - Ostapenko on demand? Thanks.

An immigrant didn’t drive up home prices. A Wall Street billionaire did. The largest landlord in America is Stephen Schwarzman, the CEO of Blackstone, who became $470 million richer YESTERDAY, jacked up rent prices by as much as 79%, evicted thousands & is now worth $52 billion.