back room poetry -- chapbook alerta!

Amateurcrastinator BY - James Domestic a neat collection of surrealism, sarcasm, & quintessentially British whimsy applied to dishwashers, social class, emails, food, life, death, mental health, social embarrassment BUY 👇 backroompoetry.sumupstore.com/product/amateu…

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TODAY!

Hey guys! My debut poetry collection has been published by @backroompoetry! Go and check it out, if you have a penchant for bawdy bodily humour with heart… and legs. Also want to give @DJ_Be_An at Back Room a big thank you for all of his hard work and dedication. Rock on! 🤘🏻

CHECK OUT BR53 OFFAL - by - @SpeshThePoet Take a pick to the social schtick, give that ballon dOr;Or a prick and decide what's inside. Sidle up to your conscience and think, what actually is up? Write what's down and picture this! backroompoetry.sumupstore.com/product/offal-…

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