Buddy Cianci

@tylermilliken_ Ball player

We're here to celebrate all Nick Sogard successes. He ends the shutout with an RBI double.

@makethatVJsingh Expand

SHRINK or EXPAND?

@nickysmokess I hate people who gatekeep other people’s hobbies but I also hate that smokes is playing golf now. I’m conflicted here, fuck.

Hit some good shots today. Just couldn’t string the whole game together. This game is hard but i love it.

@BonVueBandit Thought 6 was the punch bowl, no?

@backyardallstar The sixth? Pin high to the left, chip to two feet, bird.

Plymouth Country Club… an absolute treat.

@DanBFox1287 Great time to go use the bathroom

There is nothing worse than a Wong-Durbin-Duran trip through the order

@KPRunion @SinaiLawFirm “Most robbers don’t know the difference” brother a trained eye under a microscope can’t tell the difference.

@SinaiLawFirm The upside to lab diamonds... you can wear genuine diamonds and have a lessening fear of being robbed... not totally gone but most robbers don't know the difference...

2 carat diamond engagement ring prices Natural, Tiffany's - $70,000 Natural, regular retail - $14,000 Lab, downtown LA store - $1,200

@b9bozzi Horrendous pace of play there. Lack of a marshal is unacceptable lol. With that said, I usually just crack a beer and enjoy the views. Only course on earth I’ll tolerate a 5 hour round.

#NUKE Torrey Pines to hell. Every time I play this course, it’s minimum a 5 hour round and somehow always get stuck behind people who can barely golf and insist on hitting every shot and putting out. This is also while they’re in carts with no restrictions. There’s never a marshal to enforce pace of play. They don’t want to scare away tourists, so they don’t discipline anyone who’s being inconsiderate of other golfers. Greens are unreadable and wildly inconsistent, not to mention the grass they use everywhere just sucks. Oh, you want a hot dog at the turn? Maybe a Gatorade too? That’ll be $25, and your frank will be undercooked with the cheapest bun possible. The views are amazing. It’s a beautiful piece of property. But that’s where the positives end. Torrey is just not good.

@UESgolf Slept on part amount the sim is perfect alignment on every shot. Everyone talks about the lie, which is obvious. Think it goes to show how valuable having a consistent and effective pre shot routine/ setup is.

+4 in the sim and 5.8 on the golf course tells you just how much of a mental m*dget I am

@seminolesammy69 ‘gansett

My favorite crushable beers ranked 1. Busch Apple 2. Spotted Cow 3. Montucky Cold Snacks 4. Miller High Life 5. Narragansett Lager

@Rainmaker1973 What is bro doin up there

A massive brown bear was spotted navigating the high-altitude peaks of Alaska.

America 250 maxxing in Rhode Island.

@SpencerHakimian Fuck off

🚨BREAKING: 2 PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY POTENTIALLY AFFECTED WITH HANTAVIRUS

@ChrisCotillo Maybe our culture sucks?

Something you may not know: Weissert is a clubhouse glue guy. A close friend of Crochet, Story, Duran and the group of bigger names on the roster. A key cog in the clubhouse culture.

@BrickCenter_ Simple fix. Stop calling this BS. They’ll stop doing it

SGA is flopping on EVERY PLAY 😭

@james_hoganv Nobody asked for this

First look at the all new Cascade Z lacrosse helmets on the practice field 👀 Cascade sponsored schools will debut the new lids this weekend during the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

@therealmcnair Greenside bunker shot over a high lip deserves an HM. The perfect “thump” out of the sand feels better than sex .

Some top 5’s as we start ramping up the season. Top 5 turn shack beverages: 1. The goat. A canned coke. 2. Yellow Gatorade ideally canned 3. Arnold Palmer 4. Diet Coke 5. Red Gatorade Top 5 most satisfying shots: 1. Nipped 30 yard pitch, one hop brakes 2. Throated straight 12 footer 3. 30+ foot down hill lag putt with drip speed 4. Nutting a fairway wood into a long par 5 5. 105, back left pin 4-6 yard draw on a wedge that spins left Top 5 post round delicacies: 1. Reuben 2. Club sandwich 3. BLT 4. Caesar salad 5. Lobster Bisque Argue with a wall.

On today’s edition of random eBay purchases:

Official Derby pick is in @CoachBHodgson @John_Fanta #friar

@John_Fanta Friar

Happy Derby Day! See you at Noon on NBCSN and Peacock then we move to NBC at 2:30 ET. Riders Up!