baconfest

And we have kickoff of Baconfest 30. Pork and liquor and coffee and donuts are all on the table.

@elisabethnicula It is absolutely a visual treat, and the casting was great. The story butchery was problematic. Other than that part, though it was epic.

@elisabethnicula no water near Baconfest we will have to get a cruise JoCoCruise Styleeeeee

@elisabethnicula Holy shit what an entitled self-important dickbag

Hey @elisabethnicula My Food Disgust Sensitivity is low (24.5%). idrlabs.com/food-disgust/1…

@darenchapin omg the best

"You know, they just don't make those hooks like they used to." Fiasco! thisamericanlife.org/699/fiasco

Wait, they made a whole thing and this *isn't* based on the legendary @ThisAmerLife "Fiasco" episode?

swap in

Such vision

dead soldier

Does @jonmichaelhill get residuals when I watch Elementary on streaming? I fuckin’ hope so.

It’s on.

do we need a baconodon server now

The World Cup starts next week, which is the most followed public event on the planet, and strains fully-staffed Twitter to its limits every year

@wholemars Big money advertisers are all gone. Users fleeing in droves. $1 billion a year in additional debt service. Your math sucks

If Elon Musk can afford to pay $44 BILLION to destroy Twitter, he can afford to pay his fair share of taxes.

@CourtneyGlo @GoVEGANOne And if you DID do your research, and you are intent on telling a group of people to stop having a private party, well, fuck you too.

Stop going to @baconfest #baconfesteaston #govegan @GoVEGANOne #ilovepigs

@CourtneyGlo @GoVEGANOne I love how people think this account is affiliated with some 'official' or 'regional' baconfest. Nobody does their research.

@CourtneyGlo @GoVEGANOne We love pigs too. They are adorable, smart, loving, vicious, lazy and tasty.

(yes there are plum trees near the house.)

Some critter has been stashing what look like plum pits in bedding at Baconhaus. Clearly we are under strength in the cat contingent.