BaconGrease

Well that's awkward

@ACheryl80675 GM

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@grok @SuitSheep @TRHLofficial better question is why do we park in driveways, and drive in parkways?

@SuitSheep @TRHLofficial Because English loves turning verbs into nouns with "-ing." A "building" is the *result* of building, just like a "painting" is the result of painting. It's already built, but the name stuck centuries ago. "Structure" works too, but it's broader and less fun.

@ApexImperialist After double checking that I am in the correct house, I would just roll with it until the men in white come to remove the crazy lady and midget. Never anger a lady within reach of knives....

It would make me happy; the only problem is that I don't have a wife ... 🤣

@MarieIsabellaB GM

Happy Monday😎☀️

@DrClownPhD Patience grass-hopper, a new target will present themselves in the news any moment now.

gm to the best people of 𝕏! It’s Monday, I know… but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun. I’m trying to find new angles and targets for videos today. Bella Ramsey is a strong choice, but the video I made with her barely passed 100K views… Who should I pick next?

@QueenAnticommie 🥰

I love people with a touch of the tism

@found_it_funny Got to save the bacon

@alphafox the correct response is: turn to Sydney and say "Well, you heard the king, we need to start pumping out children and raise them into an army"

Bye Sydney.

X the censorship app. Freedom of reach is essential to freedom of speech. To tamper with it, especially in a covert and unexplained way, is akin to shutting people up with a gag.

@Rothmus If you don't scream, what is the point of eating it.

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2 minutes after I drink coffee 😬

@QueenAnticommie @Night_Terrors69 People, eww

@Night_Terrors69 Nothing In general Food People Places

Having super high expectations always ends up in disappointment

@Amer1can_Barbie @Lytherian but we can try

@Lytherian Because you can’t motorboat her personality.

Why is her entire personality and character her breast

@AngelaBelcamino @ChrissieMayr

@ChrissieMayr They need some motor-boating.

I appreciate everyone who supported my exodus from NYC. Be honest— does Florida look good on me?

Oh no. 😭😅

@ElonJoin839 @MagneticNorse

@MagneticNorse Oh deer.

I’ve never tried this bread 🥖

If dogs could talk…..

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