Jess

Line-cutting mom at the farmers market named her fedora-wearing child Arson.

Go Wolves! #packpix

Casting the Wolves game from the League Pass app to the hotel TV and it sounds like everyone is on helium.

@RachelBrougham @slaterforlife @ohrebeca @NaomiOrre @heather_24 Same. With the same name.

I think my Twitter days are numbered. I'm on 🧵 and 🏙 under my real name. @ohrebeca @NaomiOrre @baconjess @heather_24 @RachelBrougham Let me know how to follow you if I don't already. #exodus

The truly fucked up thing that gets skipped over in these cases is that the cops were so eager to get someone behind bars that *the actual perpetrator* is not punished. Seems wild

Or possibly a wrestling meet.

This court looks like it should be hosting an arena football game.

Not only am I working on a holiday, but Word just shit the bed and I lost a bunch of work. Perfect.

Once again, Amy Grant started up at Iron Door, only to be cut off moments later.

Anthony Edwards rim-bending dunk

@teandoranges I would be THRILLED.

She's back on her bullshit.

“Anthony Edwards to inbound”

@DreamPharmD David Brauer created a couple of MSP folks starter packs. That might be a good place to start.

I'm not leaving, but creating a blsky account. Who is there that I should follow?

@BekaBooMN That's about all we can ask for, honestly.

@BekaBooMN Hoping for this at my family wedding this weekend. I don't want to go, but my aunts and uncles are getting old.

@Booch_Nelson Yeah, it's super gross.

@baconjess I see its called fan duel now,,,geese.

Iron Door is playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch and man, did I make a great decision to watch the game here.

@Booch_Nelson We have too many sports!

@baconjess wild I'm watching on BSN but thus extra/plus crap is just that, crap

@Booch_Nelson Extra/plus. Wild is on regular whatever it's called now.

@baconjess what channel is it on?

@fatassets It was just a brilliant show.

@baconjess I actually knew it in the first episode when he gets addicted to cocaine within seconds but this is what solidified it.