stressy bessy 🦋

Look at me the way I look at tacos & cowhorses.

@bockisclifford @ariatsandangus All I have to pay him in is beer too.

@badbitchequ I’ll nominate @ariatsandangus

I REQUIRE A BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND FOR HAY SEASON

Am i like this cause i smoked weed on a pepsi can

liking a man is a humiliation ritual I’m convinced

Baseball & SX in the bathtub (because I didn't want to go to Ford Field by myself) all while I explain what SX is to @erinmarie_0619 over text. I'm also ignoring the hockey game.

@therealilwolf Christ. 😂😭 my mare didn't take so we're doing a rebreed, but my new donkey is due in August.

@badbitchequ I had one go 394 in 2022 🙃

I know foaling & breeding season has finally Loped me down when I roll my eyes at “how much longer for my mare” posts like they’ll go when they want lol mine are day 332 and 339 and it’ll happen when it happens lol 😂

$40 on all you can eat authentic sushi? Well spent.

Why are you bookmarking my stuff?

I keep my tru fru safe by telling my grandpa it's just frozen chocolate (he threw his dentures out of his semi window).

As someone who has been in multiple DV relationships, stfu no it is not. I want forehead kisses all the time.

I love that direct shit, tell me what you want

I need to worry about booking a trip to Washington & Oregon instead 😂

I've had zero desire up until now to book a hotel in Venice.

Someone call me out of work so we can get coors banquets & play pool.

The further we get through 2026 foaling season, the more glad I am that Dolly didn't take. But I need 2026 breeding to go properly, for my own sanity...

Me too, Dolly, me too. 🌧

It's raining, Waffles is cuddly (he's snoring in my ear), & i am in donkey heaven with the three of them. 🤍

YES!