stressy bessy 🦋

Look at me the way I look at tacos & cowhorses.

Anyway, I just wanna ride my horse, dudes.

On todays episode of me being at work: I got nail polish out of porous tile & grout.

@agrEQculture 😬😬 to be fair I have also lost mine in the back of my car while camping.

@badbitchequ She wears it in the house a lot bc the neighbor dogs set her off 🙃 (I’ve also lost it in the truck before which was super fun)

Need to put an AirTag on my fucking ecollar remote why can I never find the damn thing

Not to mention 12 days until I'm being a heathen in Tennessee. The real vacation. Catch me in a bikini for a full week. 😍

It may be monday but in my mind it's already friday & I'm on work-vacation.

Nascar announcer just said "crew chief" but it was so quick it sounded like "coochie" & now I'll never hear it right again.

Whoever wins charlotte this weekend better do a bow with the checkered flag

Update: merely existing, in pain.

Told my supervisor I taught myself how to crochet while off "oh that is SAD 😂" listen, I knowwww.

Add pneumonia on top of recovering from surgery. Oops. 😬

Whoever thought surgery would take away my independence thought wrong. I am over doing it. All of it. Am idiot.

@ariatsandangus Oh nooo 😂

@badbitchequ Twins 🤣 i still got 4 more weeks if not lifting over 10 pounds

Everything hurts. I can't drive for a week. & I have a 10lbs weight limit (I definitely over did it tonight after mom left).

He may be an asshole off duty but he's my favorite service dog. 🤍

I'm either going to be chronically online or sleeping for the next 7 days.

@shhrekkyy You're absolutely right. 🤠

@badbitchequ cover em up with some boots & you’ll be good 🤭

Surgery was a success & my only demand from my mom was a banana bread macchiato.

@shhrekkyy Yellow isn't my color but I'm keepin em!

@badbitchequ new grippy socks 😻