Flower
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Flower
@badendclerk
🌸 Clerk from another land 🌸 | They/it ONLY | No NSFW | Inconsistent response times | Parody/RP account | ⚠️ Gore and heavy topics ⚠️


...you know, maybe it's time to shy away from the whole dumpster living thing. i'd say the forest, but i've heard some... things about them, as of late.


"Because you stuck around and I got attached. Dogs do that, you know." "And now you're stuck here because I'd rather lose both kidneys than you."


@CloverIsJustice Wonderful thing for your underage audience to see, not beating the stereotypes


"... So can you tell me a bit more about how Angel is when he's not killing people?" [She totally isn't trying to get information to use against him]



.. Ahh. I guess no one looks good when waking up. [ Looking around. ] But-- why in a bench? Like, don't you have a home with a bed? I mean, even the school is a better spot to do that!


"Who would've thought he actually can have friends... So he can actually just be a decent cat, he just decides not to be?"


ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ— “ i thought benches were for sitting , last i checked .ᐣ „ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ— “ now , i mean , you CAN sleep on them ; if you're ready to be woken up unexpectedly . „ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ


"Mhm, that sounds more reasonable... Why are you even friends with him anyways if you don't mind me asking? He just acts like a total ass to seemingly everyone..."


Hundreds, huh? Yeesh, sounds like a real piece'a work. Whatever. Maybe it'd be close, but I'd never lose to some stupid cat! [ She would, in fact, probably lose to the stupid cat. ] [🦴: SHUDDUP!!! ]


"Tell me about it... Wait he didn't act like a bad cartoon villain all the time? Are you sure we are talking about that Angel?" [She really cannot believe that it's the same Angel they are talking about, or that they are actually Angel's friend]


*...A silhouette looming over them.*


[She walked over and pulled the knife off the tree] "Oh... So that's what he did... And I'm so sorry about the uh... Knife thing... Flower was your name, right?"



Yeah, he'd better! I've smashed in loads of kitty faces before, what'd one more be, huh? [ She flexes, seeming very confident in herself. She also seems to have missed their warning entirely. ]








