Samantha Bader

When did you realize you were gonna cry to the space jam sequel? For me it was the opening credits

I’ve been wondering for a long time about @BusyPhilipps string of sitcom cameos in 2011

Dear Everyone, The next time you’re about to touch a stranger, don’t.

The days that I am slapped awake with forceful anxiety tend to be productive at least hahahah #happynewyear

Dear all financial institutions, how bout you fit that chip with a lil gps tracker we can activate if we lose our cards? (Asking for a friend.)

If there isn’t at least one @lizzo song in your @spotify Top Songs, what have you been doing this year?

@cbader2 No, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH

@baderades13 Do ya mean Ms. Frizzle?

Maybe it’s because I read Mrs. Frisby too young, but I wonder every day about the secret societies in which all animals live.

I have neglected all other shows to continue to rewatch @nbcthegoodplace

We love a 4 for 4 but does a 4 for 4 love us? @Wendys

If you ever think She’s Not Like Other Girls, ask her to put mascara on while keeping her mouth closed

I wanna watch it for a thousand hours

THE GOOD PLACE IS PERFECT TELEVISION

I yearn for the confidence of a New York City skateboarder

Bikers in NYC are either pedestrians or vehicles YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

Why do we have to pay to learn? I want to get paid to learn. My job will be to learn as much as I can about as much as I can.

Greta Thunberg at #UNGA: "This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you come to us young people for hope. How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words." Via ABC

Two of my best friends moved to the UES two (2) weeks ago and I have already severely overused this gif in the group chat

Inbox Zero is too insurmountable a task for me, but I really do relish getting to Laundry Bin Zero

I feel like I’m participating in a new sport called Extreme Sweating. The rules are You Walk Around New York City.