Robert Middlemiss

@ClydeSSB The Mascot spent the whole first hour last night trying to justify it all. We all know the CPL will do everything they can to help Ceptic to win the league.

😡 "The split is a farce – back to back away games at Hearts and Celtic? That's a joke. Scrap the thing" 🗑️ 🏃‍♂️💨 "Celtic aren't going to get a better run in than this – it will definitely go to the last day" 🗣️ Old Firm fans are divided over today's split fixtures announcement.

@NotFarLeftAtAll More cooking time.. The toast is underdone and the sausages look half cooked.

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@renabaddie_ So there's no one called Winston, Walter or Wilfred then?

No name Start with "W" except William and Wilson's

@oelma__ Shinty 🏑

Name a sport..

@oelma__ Lacrosse

@offtheballbbc Sauchie (now officially a town, by the way)... Willie Morgan and Alan Hansen. ⚽️

What is a place that you INSTANTLY associate with one particular person? 🌏

@offtheballbbc Deep Purple famously recorded their double live album there.. 💜 🎸

We would like to know... What does Japan mean to you? 🇯🇵

@offtheballbbc They make great cars Datsun, Hyundai etc 🚗

@offtheballbbc Cadburys Caramel was a good one... until you found out Miriam Margoyles was the voice of the sexy rabbit. 🐰🍫

What is your all time favourite TV advert? 📺

@JohnBarnes01 @offtheballbbc And the desk Sergeant in Hard Day's Night when he refers to Ringo as the mechanic in the cloth cap..

@offtheballbbc Life: Derek Weir a good businessman and regular volunteer and all round good guy at Rugby Park. Football: Derek McInnes an impressive player and manager with a number of clubs. Entertainment: Deryck Guyler :the actor who played the cantankerous janny Norman Potter in Please Sir

Hat-Trick of Dels... Give us one from Life, Football and Entertainment! Who are Dels that mean the most to you? 😄

@Mia__2210 Ouagadougou, Bobo-Dioulasso 🇧🇫 Porto-Novo, Djougou 🇧🇯 Koidu, Bo, York 🇸🇱 Dapaong, Kara 🇹🇬 Maradi, Tahoua 🇳🇪 Banjul, Brikama 🇬🇲 Bissau, Bafata, Gabu 🇬🇼 Monrovia, Ganta 🇱🇷 Nouakchott, Nouadhibou 🇲🇷 Praia, Santa Maria 🇨🇻

Name a city without letter "E"

@Aestheticsn1 Milan, Bologna, Bari, Catania, Cagliari, Como, Modica, Monza, Turin, Verona, Padua, Parma, Pisa, Taranto, Trapani, Latina, Livorno, Lucca, Afragola, Andria, Ancona, Brindisi, Catanzaro, Novora, Olbio, Imola, Foggia, Fano, Rimini, Ragusa, Pozzuoli, Marsala, Sassari, Vittoria 🇮🇹

Name a city without letter E Can you?

@MrK397372625285 @Aestheticsn1 Tokyo, Osaka, Nagoya, Kyoto, Yokohama, Sapporo, Fukuoka, Hiroshima, Kawasaki 🇯🇵 Gwangju, Busan, Ulsan 🇰🇷 Mumbai, Bengaluru, Chennai, Ahmedabad, Hyderabad, Kolkata, Jaipur, Surat 🇮🇳 Beijing, Shanghai, Chongqing, Guangzhou, Tianjin, Wuhan, Xi'an, Hangzhou, Dongguan 🇨🇳

@Aestheticsn1 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Another Hit, This is in Wales , check it.

@LeonoraUnser @MrK397372625285 @Aestheticsn1 And it ain't no city...

@MrK397372625285 @Aestheticsn1 I thought you had hit the jackpot with Wales one … BUT it does contain an “e”

@Mia__2210 Lagos, Kano 🇳🇬 Abidjan, Yamoussoukro 🇨🇮 Dakar, Touba 🇸🇳 Bamako, Timbuktu 🇲🇱 Accra, Kumasi 🇬🇭 Conakry, Mamou 🇬🇳

@Mia__2210 Luanda, Huambo 🇦🇴 Douala, Garoua 🇨🇲 Mondou, Koumra 🇹🇩 Moanda 🇬🇦 Malabo, Bata 🇬🇶 Kinshasa, Lubumbashi 🇨🇩 Madingou, Nkayi 🇨🇬 Bangui, Bangassou 🇨🇫 Santa Antonio 🇸🇹

@Lion_of_Sparta @emer_web3 Ayr toon centre! Blackburn wrong also ( think other football teams like Bradford City, Bristol City, Birmingham, Coventry, Lincoln etc) Stirling is correct answer also btw

@emer_web3 Glasgow Cairo Luxor Tokyo Ayr York blackburn Alexandria Athens Stockholm Casablanca Chania Sparti

@Aria_570 Yeah, no problem. Will just have to buy some pubs..

You hear a nock at your door at 2am and this is what you see, do you let her in?

Sadiq Khan has systematically destroyed and encouraged the islamification of London He should be stripped of his Knighthood Do you agree? #BBCLauraK