lance candy

@ohhhhbrittany what is this @manmanband you speak of?

@MishaMross I wish you had given me this advice earlier. I will have to try this next semester during calc part two.

This train took forever.

@MishaMross Maybe it's like buzz lightyear "to infinity and beyond"

On a scale of one to Chris brown I'd say i'm about at ike Turner.

I am so excited to sit on the train for 2 & 1/2 hours. #notsarcasm

@therealsolear you look high as shit in that picture.

The Albany train station has the largest selection of porn magazines I've seen in a while.

so cold

2 part question, why are you talking to the bus driver, why do you think he wants you to talk to him?

Never make life decisions with a hard on and a fifth of tequila.

@therealsolear I think it would be determined by the size of your boobs. Also, where are you going?

@CrandallFBM do you get fired if there aren't drugs in your system?

I can't believe I actually caught the bus!

I see so many people on a daily basis that I want to punch in the face.

I have decided to stay in bed.

It's really cold out today. I just want to stay in bed.

There are do many different types of douche bags!

There are so many ne'er de Wells in this town it is insane!!

Exactly where I needed to be.