Bad IoT Day

This medicine may make you drowsy. If this happens do not drive, operate heavy machinery or core Internet infrastructure.

Do you think I should reactivate this account just so I can retweet things as they come to pass? twitter.com/badiotday/stat…

Can't ransomware IoT if it doesn't have a screen. #WannaCry

@peterbihr Picasa, reluctantly, because I want to keep files not store in a temporary product until it's sunsetted.

Weird feeling as Twitter suddenly forgets all my mutes and wearying tweets begin to fill my timeline reminding me why I muted.

Pure @ModernToss yeah? twitter.com/__jakemay/stat…

90 seconds of a GSMA IoT promo video has made me want to reactivate this account.

Welcome to the future! Where your "Smart" TV has nine hours of scheduled downtime… eng.faq.panasonic.com/app/answers/de… Cc @InternetOfShit

Using IoT to not monitor your garden.

Next time you see a smart home door lock, try yelling "Hey Siri, unlock the front door" through the letterbox #IoT reddit.com/r/technology/c…

Another bloody IoT air freshener.

My dog's got no service contract. Really, how doe twitter.com/boldport/statu…

@anthonymobile @CushWakeUK "Central Admin cannot enter into correspondence. If your case requires human intervention provide micropayment"

Divorced my wife, Alexa, mostly so I could buy an Amazon Echo.

Alexa, this is more of a comment than a question... #MWC16

Accidentally pairs with blender and ends sexual career. twitter.com/csoghoian/stat…

someone types something and an LED light comes on. Everyone applauds enthusiastically. Must be #IoT ;) @thingmonk

If only you could see what I've seen through your sensors.

Never thought I'd be the owner of an overshadowed IoT satire account. Dare to dream. You can be mediocre too. #believe 🐵