João Teixeira

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@LegacySiu Juan mata

Guess the missing player 99% of fans will fail.

@LegacySiu Khedira

Guess the missing player Level: HARD

@nocontextfm1 Never seen fans of a game pray so much on their downfall.

This is what happens when you don’t have a single serious competitor

1% Chance 99% Faith Come on Benfica ❤️🤍🦅

TRUBIN APURA O BENFICA PARA O PLAY-OFF NO ÚLTIMO LANCE. ABSOLUTAMENTE ÉPICO!

@EmmanuelMacron Hopefuly they will find a reason to get your ass too, ao French people can rejoice

The Venezuelan people are today rid of Nicolás Maduro’s dictatorship and can only rejoice. By seizing power and trampling on fundamental freedoms, Nicolás Maduro gravely undermined the dignity of his own people. The upcoming transition must be peaceful, democratic, and respectful of the will of the Venezuelan people. We wish that President Edmundo González Urrutia, elected in 2024, can swiftly ensure this transition. I am currently exchanging with our partners in the region. France is fully mobilized and vigilant, including to ensure the safety of its nationals during these uncertain times.

Viking pôs fim a 34 anos de seca e sagrou-se campeão norueguês pela primeira vez desde 1991! 🏆🇳🇴

@Fullcourtpass @ThanalysisShow @CourtSideHeat Who would be talking shit on the Middle of the street anyways?

Myles Turner takes a shot at Tyrese Haliburton 😳 “He’s not going to be talking the same shit if he’s in the middle of the street.” (Via @ThanalysisShow, h/t @CourtSideHeat)

@expresso Eu acho que esta rubrica da Isabela Figueiredo é desprovida de qualquer tipo de entretenimento ou conteúdo intelectual relevante. Espero seriamente que o Expresso pare de financiar esta nulidade e muito menos imprimir tais textos. O planeta e a sociedade merecem melhor.

"Refiro-me ao principal canal público, mas poderia avançar pelos restantes. A televisão tem falta de qualidade, regra geral", escreve Isabela Figueiredo sobre o concurso emitido ao fim da tarde. Leia o artigo completo: expresso.pt/opiniao/2025-1…

@Skye_United @sortitoutsi 2 years to re program everything... Hello? Its not an easy challenge and I bet it required and its requiring a lot of crunch time and overtimes in general

@sortitoutsi 6817 for FM24... we're half way in less than 24 hours... ok, yes, it's a new game, but still... 2 years...

Around 430 bugs they said...

@AdamHornerx @nocontextfm1 well, there were people complaining that the match engine graphics felt stuck in the past plus regen faces and player faces sucked. I must have been dreaming then

@badjoraswhynot @nocontextfm1 Ive never seen an fm player complain about graphics or wanting the game to change. You're arguing with a ghost

So, Football Manager 2026, everyone's first thoughts and impressions?!

@nocontextfm1 Game runs smooth for me with an average PC. No crashes so far and minor text bugs

@LegionHoops @netflixsports Isn't he retired over there in Philly? Or is it just a part-time job?

The time Joel Embiid told Tyrese Haliburton he’d rather retire than come to Indiana 💀 “Sike! Never in my life. I’d rather retire.” (via @netflixsports)

Mjällby, o clube de uma vila piscatória com apenas 1500 habitantes, sagra-se campeão sueco pela primeira vez. Um verdadeiro conto de fadas absolutamente histórico! 🤩🇸🇪

@fl1ntandsteel Mining engineer. Periodt.

Damn she's cute as fuck

@repetelaisso @RuiLopo12 Engraçado que foi o PCP que mais lutou por esse direito, mas acho que é mais relevante dizer estupidez hoje em dia

@RuiLopo12 Se nem o líder do partido é eleito pelos militantes ativos do partido.. imagine-se o quanto eles gostam de eleições livres no país 😂😂😂

Até hoje ninguém percebe como é que o PCP não escolheu João Ferreira em vez de Paulo Raimundo.

@LeadingReport A Hindu garden gnome dating a Jewish Mossad agent says he’ll meet a Zionist Christian in Viking Valhalla It’s like the avengers if they all had missing chromosomes

@goddek "Im no fan of Charlie Kirk...BUT THE LEFT" shut the fuck up, while it shouldnt be celebrated people are out here acting like this was only a politicaal thing and not a direct consequence of a hateful rethoric that he had been spewing throughout his life

I’m by no means a fan of Charlie Kirk‘s political views. But the fact that the left chooses violence over honest debate to silence opposing voices should wake up even the last of us. I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly, and my thoughts and prayers are with him and his family. 🙏

@nocontextfm1 Bringing a 4-1-4-1 gegenpress to south korea

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