Bad Pony

New tune out today in Aus! Check out Catapults: linktr.ee/Badponymusic For you lovely souls across the ocean, it will be available 11/01/2022 local time!

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Cmc2K0tSZAr/…

Sugar ray though

There must be something in the water in regional Australian towns that makes all the fellas grow absolute dumpers. C’mere Jethro you thicc, thicc country boy help me bale this hay

Is ceviche pronounced suh-vee-chay or suh-veech? Plz this is urgent they're gonna know I'm not fancy.

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes. The only body parts required when shimmying.

wanna be a cowboy so fkn badly

An app called dinnr or something. You tell it where you are and what time of the year it is and then every day it recommends a recipe based on what is cheap and in season so I don't have to fkn decide what to make for dinner anymore ffs

That friend pissed off the wrong bunny

How many bunnies do you think it would take to overpower a person? Asking for a friend

Sk8er boi is actually quite Shakespearean

Jesus fucking christ I forgot to mention the anxiety of when it's a minute late

The absurd anxiety like a minute before the train comes

Live every day with the confidence of the guy who showed up to the studio to record backing vocals one day and decided he would try and out-sing Shania Twain on "From This Moment On"

Imagine being in a relationship with someone for 4 years and then finding out they think pigeons are awesome what am I supposed to do with this information

Isaac has tuba energy

Just kidding here's my penis gotcha

It's a damn shame trench coats have such a dodgy reputation coz dang they're v cosy

Melbourne pals and foes - we have a show tomorrow night at The Retreat in Brunswick with Subcult and Blanco Tranco. It's gonna be ace!

I wish I was making this up - onlyfans keeps emailing our band email trying to convince us to start a creator account despite the fact that three out of four of us are certified dadbods™ and not even one of us is a decent lay