Bad teacher

Keep a bottle handy… instagram.com/reel/CvlP2t4Ax…

Let me in my room. instagram.com/reel/Cvfj_98PJ…

I bet I don’t like any of the games. instagram.com/reel/CvsuK4YMv…

I saw “Barbie” this week with my wife. Here are 3 simple thoughts: 1️⃣ The film is a satire. (A very unique one I might add.) The point of a satire is to tell a story in a way that shocks you so your eyes are opened to reality. /1

@lberrelez32 1 full day and 1 day with meetings mixed in. 8 days of PD.

Attention teachers! Quick question… How many days does your district officially give you to work on your classroom? #teachertwitter

@lukeshand2 It’s only a thing when it’s convenient.

We had a relaxation room for teachers that our student council made for us to go during our prep for a quick breather to help with teacher burnout. It was in place one year. This year it’s a classroom. Guess teacher mental health isn’t a thing this year.

@ask_aubry Ew

Boy moms like this...

@k8roulette2 I’m only a stickler on crayons and glue sticks. Crayola and Elmer’s all the way.

Pro tip for new teachers: A new superintendent will get car and tech allowances, and an office full of new furniture. You will get a classroom with 30-year-old desks and a filing cabinet that's been locked since 1985. Oh, and don't bother asking for the cabinet's key.

@BooksandMelanin I saw a post about using PEVA tablecloths and cutting them to size. They wouldn’t hold dust like fabric would since they’re slick.

@inreGray I’d definitely check that listing again when the heat dies down. It sounds like this may be a scam they’ve run before.

@k8roulette2 My old principal is leaving and parents are messaging me asking me to come back now. 😂

@TeacherTired4 My current and previous primary schools are 7:45-3:20 with 1 recess. 30 minute recess at current, 15 at previous.

@TheBHSPrincipal Congrats!

Today marks the beginning of an incredibly exciting adventure. Welcome to the world, baby girl. Your daddies love you more than words can say 😍👨‍👨‍👧😍

I will die on this hill. Make an effort.

@kyhumane @defargeknits Such a pretty girl. 😍

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@BooksandMelanin @CatSally I’ve been living in that arena for over a week.

@Cinnastickk I just put one of my kids on an airplane yesterday.

@nico_moose It’s an argument that happens after all school violence incidents. There are already schools that have armed teachers (school guardians). It’s not something I support but it’s a thing.

A little nonsense. 😂

I’ll never understand why this happens every single year.