april

what’s a girl to do when even the “treat yourself” consumer-capitalistic culture doesn’t work? like online shopping and getting packages doesn’t feel like a mini christmas morning anymore? asking for a friend!

genuine question: where am I supposed to go to shitpost into the void in the manner of twitter in 2014?

men in thongs 2025

men in thongs 2023

men in thongs 2018

EVICTION NIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS #BB26

the food in my microwave at 12am #BB26

I’m bringing the gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing #bb26

@futurama_hulu come back 🥺

my husband said he doesn’t like linger by the cranberries — don’t text

@aprilhensive can I have your username please?

@aprihensive can I have your username please

I fear I give off Boyle from Brooklyn 99 energy

you ever disassociate at the nail salon and hold back tears while they file your nails?

Jeff Probst is Harry Styles coded

give me five nights at freddy’s at halloween horror nights or give me death

does anyone else still think about the mars rover and get emotional

Is Zuck vs Musk still happening?

They changed the recipe for spicy queso popcorners so I’ll never know happiness again

thinking about my jacket that got stolen at 1D Orlando

#UOfistbump To Angel at VelociCoaster! He was extremely accommodating and helped us on our favorite ride! And above all, the kindest person I’ve encountered here during my stay at Universal Studios! 🌎🫶🏼

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