Collin (Bagman) Jizzwood🌵

You’re in office today?😂😂😂😂😂🫵

Pays to be a winner. #howdoersgetmoredone

Attention Red Raider nation, thanks to the generosity of @TTUpessimist, we are giving away TWO tickets to the game Saturday. All YOU have to do to enter is retweet this tweet and we will pick a winner on Friday! Wreck ‘em

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf? What about Coke on the coke #thisisAI #isitinyou @grok

Help #onaschoolnight

Bros cooking #propane

First day out, seriously what do they call this? #grok #LANK

@CPTparmesean #propane

@bag_licker I beleive the foretellers called it Cheese or Parmesan #parmonfarm

Ex just hardlaunched her new man

Anyone else coopering their flagg tonight? #LANK

Bomb this? Bomb that? This Dos Equis is the bomb #thatsabomb

@hookerblowand69 MVT (most valuable tongue)

#NewProfilePic #oldballs #atofucks

Damn. I miss my ex. #CN (Chinese nigga$

I love being white. 37% tax bracket? You bet! #mudslide #LANK

@djhero3xp3rt Ruins the fun

@bag_licker What does it say under the flame?

Time to play everyone’s favorite game #GuessThatRace !

@KingOfNorthCW18 “Magic”

@bag_licker Whose chode toes are those in the corner?

Yeah she’ll be hearing from me tonight #Louisianapurchase

@petermillarstar 2L week old Coke?

Situationship from freshman year hit me with the quick add on snap.