🎃Baggzey23🎃

Just a bunch of wriggling whatevers

stick em up

whjat the fuck thety can jump why wasnt i informed of this

@kvwviiju One is pondering the universe, the other just pooped

let’s match eyes with mama

I love the way reptiles run so much.

@TheBatHome Shouldn't have revealed that twist to lex, let him think kryptonite doesn't work on superman

Batman and Superman switching costumes to trick Lex Luthor

@Pirat_Nation The palpatine method of nuke everything when i die

North Korea has changed its constitution so that the country must fire nuclear weapons immediately if Kim Jong Un is killed or if enemies threaten or attack the nuclear control system. This change was made in March 2026, and North Korea informed the public about it this week. South Korea’s intelligence service shared the details with lawmakers. They believe North Korea made this change after Iran’s top leader was killed in US-Israeli strikes. The updates also state that only Kim Jong Un can control the nuclear weapons. North Korea has removed all talk of joining with South Korea and now calls the border with South Korea a permanent line.

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@kvwviiju Oh you weren't joking? And he likes forks

he still does that btw. Hes just slightly arthritic and demands help with said forks. he demands this labour from women because, as explained, he is a misogynist

@kvwviiju If that's fat then I'm the guy from dune

@kvwviiju I don't want to live in this cuntry anymore

what a lovely day to be scottish

@IGN They're doing another time skip already?

A movie executive has suggested the new Planet of the Apes film isn't a hard reboot after all, following news it will not be a "continuation" of Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. bit.ly/3P2vYhN

@YaBoyGram @Dexerto

Pokémon scalpers are now selling displays from the Target collab Some cutouts have even sold for up to $900

walking out of the lab where they’re keeping it like this

im gonna freeze the fuck out of that single-cell organism

The bird range of many facial expressions 😭

@vidsthatgohard If he hit that it would've been lights out

Slice was so quick the orange didn’t even know it got cut

@TheCinesthetic Jon peters loves his giant spiders

Nicolas Cage says the Superman scene in The Flash isn’t what he filmed. “I’m not saying they used AI. Maybe it was CGI, whatever it was, that’s not what I did.” “I was supposed to stand in an alternate dimension & witness the destruction of the universe.”

@kvwviiju Having Sun in Scotland is like having a happy person in EastEnders

we had nice whether for three days now it’s back to misery but i lapped it up whilst i had the chance !

@kvwviiju I'm going to ask what's that at least six times looking at this photo

my dusty ray prints arrived 🖤

@kvwviiju Does this mean you're magnetic?

found ancient relic in my jewellery box …..the bones of my wings …….