kate michelle gellar

Just took a mirror selfie using my oven I’m actually going to be struck down

Wearing my measuring tape around the office performatively

@oatmealluvr23 I don’t know these people ugh

Feeling so stupid that u might spontaneously combust

@oatmealluvr23 Who

@oatmealluvr23 I haven’t listened since the latest one was released tho last week cause I’m listening to an audiobook

@oatmealluvr23 Excited omg

Getting so overwhelmed listening to au pays du cocaine at work that you promptly leave for the day without saying bye

When Edd n Eddy ask me who’s missing

Is stavvy at the Oscar’s?

@normaloldjo It was an accident

Drinking kombucha when you’re accidentally not eating enough is kinda like okay I’m gonna drink the potion that makes you light headed now

At a Lana del Rey tribute show and recontextualizing tunnel under ocean blvd to now be about her not having a license

@oatmealluvr23 I literally can’t find it which is why I found that UR VALID dm

It haunts me that I posted this exact same photo but of myself on twitter in 2020 with the caption I am a God

Hate my life

gustav borg did the thing rachel kemp my woman king agnes borg you're a genius and nora borg you are ALL of us

[tik tok voice] there was a fish in the percolator The man tried to make coffee for the other men Only to find that there was a fish in the percolator The other men were disgusted to hear the news

I do wish I was in the room when Lana del Rey was writing Ride and she was all up in Kerouac & Ginsberg’s nachos

Now that I think of it, On The Road did move me even though it took me 3 months to read