livia

Okay he’s coming over rn.

Roommate just knocked on my door while i was trying to jerk off and then left to tell everyone i was jerking off #Thanks

Do mice really like cheese

Wiping my p word with a toilet seat cover cuz i chose to pee in the pooping stall #Thanks

The liberal campus students activist organization beef goes crazy.. Lesbian drama ends coalitions everywhere

That one friend who lowkey keeps getting into car accidents

Washed up friend showed up to an intimate function

I want an egg mcmuffin

Going to rocky horror just to wear my strap out in public #LeatherDaddy

Sitting in the front of lecture to think about pussy and nod off

Boy dont let me drink on a weekday ...

Nunu

Booking an appointment to get prescription medication so i can be less irrationally disturbed by my roommates kitchen habits

Happy someones loving you

Wasn't gonna drink tn but its pinkies birthday

Burped up a lil vodka

Its Fetch the bolt cutters Friday

Waging a war against dick

Whats with dudes cheating on college education women with girls in cosmetology school?? Somn about pussy from a nail tec with a high school diploma