Chris Bailey

@GeneralDeluxe I heard they were mis-beehive-ing. Must have been a real buzz kill.#beepuns

@madlabuk @GeneralDeluxe @Daisy_D_ ha ha. Via our cats. Also I know some mice assassins who are reasonable.

@GeneralDeluxe @Daisy_D_ @madlabuk we can provide you with a limitless supply of mice to stuff.

@GeneralDeluxe @Daisy_D_ awesome. I'm probably the hairiest man in the world at the moment. #Neanderthal

@Daisy_D_ @GeneralDeluxe congrats Sam. #inspirational

@Daisy_D_ have some twitter kudos. #kudos

@birchypod @LizBoyes @jayteeortomo having never watched it myself I also drew that conclusion. JT's been watching it constantly in prep.

@LizBoyes @birchypod @jayteeortomo get a 50 inch HDTV in the baby's room and he's laughing. Babe station is on all night. I hear.

@birchypod @LizBoyes you'll get loads of sleep! @jayteeortomo can do all the night stuff.

@ladyhuge @FacesPics ha. That's pretty awesome

@MonkeyWrenchPS any day next week to be honest. I'm at home all week. Whenever suits you.

@jayteeortomo @birchypod yeah but you like awful chick flicks though undermining your film critic credentials.

@MonkeyWrenchPS brill. Will give you a ring after Easter.

@jayteeortomo @birchypod I liked it. Actually better second time. Lots of buildings being destroyed.

@MonkeyWrenchPS happy Easter! Do you have any time to visit Marple Bridge in next few weeks to fix leaking external pipe?

@Daisy_D_ Which are like little races within your route that others have set up. I'm last on pretty much all of mine.

@Daisy_D_ have you got the Strava app? It's not going to help you train but it's really good at recording your routes. Also it has segments

@cheeseyweasel hell no. Not far enough. This would have improved last night's dinner at least 20%. Bacon does that.

@GeneralDeluxe @EmmaJaynewithaY it's free on iPhone now too. Just look for MS Office on App Store.

@GeneralDeluxe @Daisy_D_ travelling light then?