bay liotta

I keep telling my boyfriend he’s the last man I’ll ever date and then he says, “you mean the last person?” And I say “no”

today someone told me i look like i listen to green day and i will be taking this as a compliment

craving a pb & gina

just saw someone call a mental breakdown a “menty b” and i am definitely going to start saying that

how I scramble my eggs

help

gay people love to tell you what song from 2002 was playing at CVS

@samigraening very proud of you baby!!💘

kiss jesus on the lips

live, laugh, mountain dew baby

@bailystatler is the most powerful witch

don’t forget to self-care

They don’t make men like this anymore

if you ask a bisexual woman her celebrity crushes she always says a beautiful woman and a questionable man. what do you mean sza and michael cera

i’m too innocent and too gay for everything

the unspeakable things i would do to pauly d run through my head almost everyday

hear me out call of duty but only shooting meerkats

why do me and adam sandler have the same taste in fashion

putting fitted sheets on is my downfall

@elise_munson not sure but it hurt me :(

@bailystatler how is this possible

also just found out ned is short for edward and my day has been single handedly ruined by this news.