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@ForeverPaid91 @BattleRapBum That WAS his point. It’s just the song sucks.

@BattleRapBum Yeah so was Satan. What’s your point?

EVEN POOH SHIESTY WAS HEAVEN SENT 🙏🏽

As @JayBilas correctly points out, there’s a lot of hypocrisy in college athletics right now. It’s only when athletes begin to get paid that it’s necessary to have a federal law to “save college sports.”

Guess the players was generating too much value.

Victor Wembanyama has a record of 25-1 since Feb 1. The Spurs have a NEGATIVE NET rating with him OFF the floor in that span.🤯 +25.4 wemby ON (740 min) -1.6 wemby OFF (508 min) By definition, he is the most valuable player in basketball.

Jaden Ivey’s jersey has sold out. Over 20,000 Jaden Ivey jerseys were sold tonight, after the news came out.

I stand with Jaden Ivey on this.

I think it’s time; Keith we allow you to make the fight; it’s time.

The “Wemby’s total minutes” convo seems silly to me considering he’s 2nd in total +/- in the NBA. He’s accomplishing a hell of a lot more on the scoreboard per minute than anyone else this year. By the way, SGA is #1 on that list. Feels right to me that they’re 1 & 2 for MVP.

UTEP men’s basketball is tapping into some solid Texas talent, adding three standouts from San Antonio's Brennan High School. 🏀Donovan Criss: No. 9 recruit in TX (247Sports) 🏀Isaiah Ward: No. 20 recruit in TX (247Sports) 🏀Delano Tarpley: 6'11'' big All three seniors helped Brennan reach the UIL 6A DI state title game earlier this month. #UTEP | #PicksUp

@MavsFilmRoom Criticism for a shooting guard: “horrible assist to turnover ratio” At a talentless school — with a score first pg on his team while at that…

DP: horrible assist to turnover ratio Boozer: can’t jump over a book AJ: Has the same DBPM as Acuff and is comped to DeRozan Caleb: Can’t shoot threes well Mikel: Has the back of a 55 year old Kingston: Refuses to take threes and is probably 6’2 Acuff: Makes Luka look like prime Scottie Pippen on D Burries: Turns 21 before his NBA debut Wagler: Has the athleticism and strength of a Mavs Film Room intern (I still love this draft class)

Highlights of MJ’s layups - “Kyrie does that” Highlights of MJ’s midrange - “DeRozan does that” Highlights of MJ’s dunks - “Edwards does that” Highlights of MJ’s defence - “Kawhi does that” Yes, MJ is the combination of the best players of those things today.

On January 31st, San Antonio were 32-16 On March 25th, San Antonio are 54-18 2 losses in 51 days.

BREAKING: The International Olympic Committee has banned men in all female sports.

Kelvin Sampson shares a powerful locker room message on humility, toughness, and the climb. "Always look at what can we do better. And don't ever lose sight of how important humility is." "Humility. 'Cause life will humble you. Once you start to think you've got it made..." Then he gave them the visual: "There's 2 ways to look at a mountain. You're either climbing a mountain or you think you've arrived." "Fellas, we're still climbing a mountain. We're still climbing that mountain now. This shit ain't over until sometime in March or early April." You can't be complacent. The moment you think you've arrived is the moment you stop climbing. "We have the kind of team to go far. That's why I coach you the way I coach you." "Remember I said, 'Choose between good or great.' Make a choice." Then he connected the dots: "We won this game on those 100-yard sprints at 7:00 in the morning in the football stadium." "Don't lose sight of why we do this stuff, fellas. It prepares you mentally." The uncomfortable work is what prepares you for the setbacks, mistakes, and missteps. You win games in the offseason with how you decide to show up and work. It means work with humility and know the climb never stops. (🎥University of Houston)

Kingston Flemings and Keaton Wagler are set to give us an elite freshman matchup tomorrow when @UHCougarMBK and @IlliniMBB square off 🔥 Flemings: 16.2 PPG | 5.2 APG Wagler: 17.8 PPG | 4.4 APG Only one can reach the Elite 8 👀 #MarchMadness

NEWS: Wyoming guard Damarion Dennis is entering the transfer portal, he told @LeagueRDY. Dennis began his career playing his freshman season at Texas A&M Corpus Christi before spending sophomore year at Wyoming. He averaged 11.2PPG, 3.2RPG and 1.3APG this season. Career 36% shooter from deep.

"If Wemby is an A+ on the defensive end, and let's say he's an A- on the offensive end – does anybody match up with those grades? And the answer is nobody." – DP on Victor Wembanyama's chances to win MVP.

NIL agents…. Now that you have negotiated your 18 year old client a bag worth 200k…. Advise them buy a 3 bedroom condo close to campus. ➡️Purchase price- 300k ➡️Down Payment- 75k ➡️DSCR Loan- NO CREDIT CHECK/ NO PAY STUBS ➡️Approximate Payment = $2500 (Mortgage payment- $1400 + $3000 taxes + $300 management fees + $500 repairs) Now…. ➡️Rent each unit for $1500 ➡️Revenue - $4500 💰Revenue - expenses = $1500 a month PROFIT 20% return on the investment (not including depreciation tax benefit AND property appreciation!) Imagine if your client did this every 4 years…. Graduate w/approx $6000 a month in passive income….. at 22 years old….for the next 30 years. Over 2 MILLION CASH FLOW… by the age of 50….all from college investments😂 Bananas ‼️ But y’all keep telling them to go buy a hot whip and nice watch…. And watch them blow the bread as long as you got your commission.😑

HBD Texas basketball legend @tj_ford (via @texasmbb)

@h4wkinnn @slim3to38 @jogeor_ @MT_Lazarus These niggas weirdos lol.

@slim3to38 @jogeor_ @MT_Lazarus ok lol

6'4" just doesn't make sense man