Alexandre Dumbass

Had to go again today😩

@FabrizioRomano Hoping he comes back stronger, in a different league altogether

🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has torn his ACL and will be out for the rest of the season with Tottenham. Xavi will be back to action in 2027. Get well soon ❤️‍🩹🇳🇱

Does the devil sit next to you and whisper in your ear when you take an afternoon nap because I've never woken up jolly after one

What is up with podcasters in India? There is just shamani of them and they're all the same

Does Bumble know it translates to Glute Strength?

The last time F1 was interesting

@Okaykimichi So proud

not me tho stay safe yall

aatu jhaatu mardo se dur rehna hi acha hai 🙏

@smolproblem I carry 3 tiny ones at all times in my backpack, purchased with the idea of utilising all 3 for different reasons, haven't even started using one, brain goes blank at the mere thought of it🤧😔

the sadness after having a bad idli: idli somber

@sudharjaaish Would Perch qualify?

What’s the Delhi equivalent of Boojee Cafe?

Going to call it zerotonin so the name also denotes the amount it I have, efficiency and all that

@turquoisecray0n Aayi nahi hai ab tak, chal rahe hai, par ab samajh aane laga hai ki mann nahi lagta

@bakesamosa Seedhe seedhe bolo na rishton mein khataas aa gayi hai, why are you tweeting like an attention hungry teen

I think as I have grown older, I have lost the amount of patience and adaptability that is necessary to sustain friendships with so many people I am friends with

First cigarettes getting more expensive, and now a diet coke shortage, this has been a terrible year for beginner level Indian depressionado aficionados

@turquoisecray0n Just checked, stop lying

@bakesamosa Your last name

Wordle 1,769 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ WHAT THE ACTUAL F++K

@turquoisecray0n Why? Joker tha ya loser?

It is HILARIOUSLY IRONIC how I couldn't get the word

Girl are you life in the state of nature as described by Thomas Hobbes, because you're nasty, brutish, and short

@ninckyminjaj 🤧🤧🤧

@bakesamosa i love whatevers wrong with you

Okay if North Korea is so disconnected from the other nations then why is their leader called Kim Jong United Nations?

@kendalllroyy VSCO still so fun to use though

we used to have VSCO baddies

Alain De Botton? Okay, but left, right, center, or justified?

@2cartoonn Walking around Barakhamba admiring the beautiful buildings on a monthly basis should be made mandatory

if you’re in delhi u should be spending a sunday wandering in central delhi streets in an auto, having food in state bhavans, visiting museums and galleries and walking 10k steps in various parks w the love of ur life