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Alexandre Dumbass

@bakesamosa

I love words (except the word 'froth', which I slightly dislike)

New Delhi, India Katılım Eylül 2018
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Had to go again today😩
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has torn his ACL and will be out for the rest of the season with Tottenham. Xavi will be back to action in 2027. Get well soon ❤️‍🩹🇳🇱
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Does the devil sit next to you and whisper in your ear when you take an afternoon nap because I've never woken up jolly after one
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
What is up with podcasters in India? There is just shamani of them and they're all the same
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Does Bumble know it translates to Glute Strength?
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vanshika@Okaykimichi·
not me tho stay safe yall
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
@smolproblem I carry 3 tiny ones at all times in my backpack, purchased with the idea of utilising all 3 for different reasons, haven't even started using one, brain goes blank at the mere thought of it🤧😔
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
the sadness after having a bad idli: idli somber
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i'm lord kaamdev
i'm lord kaamdev@sudharjaaish·
What’s the Delhi equivalent of Boojee Cafe?
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Going to call it zerotonin so the name also denotes the amount it I have, efficiency and all that
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nobro 🍹
nobro 🍹@turquoisecray0n·
@bakesamosa Seedhe seedhe bolo na rishton mein khataas aa gayi hai, why are you tweeting like an attention hungry teen
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
I think as I have grown older, I have lost the amount of patience and adaptability that is necessary to sustain friendships with so many people I am friends with
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
First cigarettes getting more expensive, and now a diet coke shortage, this has been a terrible year for beginner level Indian depressionado aficionados
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nobro 🍹
nobro 🍹@turquoisecray0n·
Wordle 1,769 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ WHAT THE ACTUAL F++K
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nobro 🍹@turquoisecray0n·
It is HILARIOUSLY IRONIC how I couldn't get the word
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Girl are you life in the state of nature as described by Thomas Hobbes, because you're nasty, brutish, and short
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Okay if North Korea is so disconnected from the other nations then why is their leader called Kim Jong United Nations?
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k👾@kendalllroyy·
we used to have VSCO baddies
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
Alain De Botton? Okay, but left, right, center, or justified?
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Alexandre Dumbass@bakesamosa·
@2cartoonn Walking around Barakhamba admiring the beautiful buildings on a monthly basis should be made mandatory
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paper@2cartoonn·
if you’re in delhi u should be spending a sunday wandering in central delhi streets in an auto, having food in state bhavans, visiting museums and galleries and walking 10k steps in various parks w the love of ur life
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